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Monday, May 23, 2016

Gettin' RAW - Monday Night RAW recap for May 23, 2016

Seth Rollins, fresh from a return at Extreme Rules, starts tonight's show. He says that he is back and that he is taking back the title that he never lost: the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. When he notices that the WWE Universe missed him, he finds it surprising, as he says the WWE Universe hated him to death during his championship reign as he hid behind The Authority every chance he could and everyone called him the weakest link. He says he took all the flowers and "get well soon" cards, put them in a garbage can and lit them all on fire, and says he never needed the WWE Universe and doesn't need them. He tells the WWE Universe to either cheer him or boo him, as he'll get back the title he never lost. Roman Reigns shows up, and when he gets in the ring, Seth Rollins gets out. As he tells Roman he'll only face him on his time, Shane McMahon shows up. Shane knows that there is a lot of animosity between Seth and Roman, and makes a match between the two of them for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship official for Money in the Bank.



Cesaro takes on The Miz, Dean Ambrose takes on Dolph Ziggler, Apollo Crews takes on Chris Jericho, AJ Styles takes on Kevin Owens and Sheamus takes on Sami Zayn...all in Money in the Bank qualifying matches tonight on Raw!

Renee Young interviews Sheamus, who is sick and tired of hearing about the new era and that the kids' eyes will have to covered as what he's going to Sami Zayn won't be for all ages.

Sami Zayn beats Sheamus to qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match. After the match, Sheamus is seething.



Renee Young interviews Apollo Crews...but Sheamus attacks Crews before he can even speak.



The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) show up. There is a birthday cake in the ring, and it is out here to celebrate the 1200th episode of Raw tonight. Big E says a wrestling ring is never a safe place for a cake, so Big E volunteers to take it outside...and it almost ends up in JBL and Byron Saxton's faces. All of a sudden, The Social Outcasts (Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel) spoil the fun and attack The New Day.



The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) beat The Social Outcasts (Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel). After the match, Heath Slater's face goes right into the birthday cake.





Before the next match, The Miz and Maryse gloat over Miz's Intercontinental Championship win and is future Money in the Bank Briefcase win. The Miz ponders who would play him in a movie based on last night, but Maryse says nobody can even compare to him. Before they can kiss, Cesaro makes his entrance.

Cesaro beats The Miz to qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match.



Renee Young interviews Seth Rollins. Stephanie McMahon shows up, and she tells him that things have changed along with their business relationship. They shake hands after she welcomes him back.



Chris Jericho beats Apollo Crews to qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match. After the match, Sheamus laughs after Renee Young tries to interview him.



Jojo interviews Baron Corbin. Corbin says he did what he did last night because he can. Dolph Ziggler shows up and makes fun of Corbin, and says Corbin can't beat him in a technical wrestling match. Corbin tells him that if he wants another match, he'll get one. Next week is a technical wrestling match, but tonight is the Money In The Bank qualifying match against Dean AMbrose. He plans to do what Corbin can't: steal the show.



Enzo Amore returns to WWE programming for the first time since his injury at Payback along with Big Cass. Enzo calls out The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley) after what they said about New Jersey at Extreme Rules.



Big Cass beats Bubba Ray Dudley.



Charlotte, Dana Brooke and Ric Flair arrive to address the State of the Women's Championship. Flair tells Charlotte he is proud of her for everything she's accomplished as of late. Charlotte thanks herself before saying Dana Brooke "made the right choice" when it comes to being the best. Dana thanks her for the privilege of standing in the ring with the dirtiest player in the game. Charlotte says she understands why her dad wasn't there, and now she's more powerful and more confident now that she is Women's Champion. She then tells Ric Flair to get out of her ring. She says she's now tired of being referred to as "Ric Flair's daughter" and of people saying she couldn't do anything without his help. She then calls Ric Flair "the second dirtiest player in the game" and says she has no time for people who come in second place. She tells Ric that he abandoned her and that she doesn't need him anymore, and tells him to get out. Ric reluctantly leaves the ring and heads to the back.



Dean Ambrose beats Dolph Ziggler to qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match.



Ric Flair meets with Arn Anderson, who tells him "I'm sorry." Renee Young then tries to interview Flair, but Flair is so miserable after what happened earlier tonight that he can't say a thing.

The Shining Stars (Primo and Epico) invite the WWE Universe to come to Puerto Rico, "The Shining Star of the Caribbean."

Before the next match, AJ Styles says that Roman Reigns is every bit of the man he says he is, and that if it weren't for The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) and The Club (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson), he would have beat Roman Reigns. He says he has an opportunity to beat Kevin Owens on his own and go on to Money in the Bank. Suddenly, Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson show up and take offense to the "if it weren't for them" line. AJ says that things have changed, and that it's probably time for a professional split. He says that nothing can separate them from being brothers, but Gallows and Anderson don't like the sound of that. Gallows and Anderson eventually leave the ring after AJ says that right now, the ring is his ring.



This Thursday on SmackDown: Cesaro vs. The Miz for the WWE Intercontinental Championship! Kalisto vs. Rusev for the WWE United States Championship!

Kevin Owens beats AJ Styles to qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Smackdown Hotel! - Thursday Night SmackDown recap for March 10, 2016

Tonight's show begins with Miz TV. Tonight's special guests are Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens. Sami Zayn is the first person to be introduced. The Miz wants to know "Who is Sami Zayn?" As soon as Sami talks about himself, however, Miz cuts him off, wanting to know about his rivalry with Kevin Owens. As before, Sami Zayn doesn't know when the rivalry between him and Owens started, especially given their friendship together. The Miz introduces Kevin Owens, who shows up on his own time and says he did what he did in NXT to further his career, and has nothing to do with their history. However, he says what Sami Zayn did on Monday was personal, and that he is the victim, not Sami. Sami says he's here to stay, and his first order of business is to take the Intercontinental Championship from Owens at WrestleMania 32. Kevin Owens tells him this isn't NXT, this is The Kevin Owens Show, and that it just won't be happening. When Sami challenges Owens right here and now, Owens calls Sami Zayn delusional, and is about to leave when Neville shows up. Neville tells Owens they have some unfinished business, and that the Intercontinental Championship would look good around his waist. The Miz butts in, saying this is his show, that Neville is not an approved guest and that he should be the one getting a shot at the title considering that he's main evented WrestleMania. Zayn tells him to stay out of this, as this doesn't concern him and his days of main eventing WrestleMania are far, far behind him. The Miz then attacks Sami Zayn from behind, but Zayn fights back, tossing The Miz out of the ring.


Sami Zayn and Neville beat The Miz and Kevin Owens when Owens leaves Miz high and dry.


Goldust and R-Truth meet in the bathroom again. This time, the roles are reversed, but at least R-Truth has the toilet paper ready for Goldust...who still says no to Truth's attempt and bringing Golden Truth together.


Lana guests on commentary for the next match.

Brie Bella beats Summer Rae with the Yes Lock. After the match, Summer tries to attack Brie, but gets a forearm followed by a running knee to the face after Summer is leaning on the ropes. When Brie turns around after the knee, however, Lana hits her with another Bella Buster.


Chris Jericho shows up with a "Y2AJ" shirt and places it atop a garbage can. Jericho says he is sick of the "AJ Styles" chants, and that this is why he turned on AJ Styles on Monday night. Jericho says he's done so much for WWE and has never gotten hurt once in 17 years, and yet everyone still chants for AJ. He tells all the AJ Styles fans to go to hell, and says he is "the only thing" as he keeps hearing about "the next big thing." He then announces he will stand and watch AJ Styles' WWE career wither and burn, then puts gasoline in the garbage can, and then lights the Y2AJ shirt on fire as he dumps it in the can as he says that AJ's career is going down in flames and that AJ burned him.


The Milwaukee Bucks are in the front row tonight.

The League of Nations (King Barrett and Sheamus) beats The Lucha Dragons (Sin Cara and Kalisto) after Rusev interferes behind the referee's back. After the match, Jojo interviews Ryback, who has watched the match from backstage. Ryback takes the opportunity to belittle The Lucha Dragons over their size, saying that two little men can't beat two big men and that he's genetically superior.


Renee Young interviews The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso), who have no respect for their former idols, The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley), after what they've done to them as of late. Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler show up, and tonight, they're not focused on The Authority. They're focused on The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Braun Strowman).

Dean Ambrose, Dolph Ziggler and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Braun Strowman).

Thursday, January 7, 2016

SmackDown Hotel! - Thursday Night SmackDown recap for January 7, 2016

We are introduced to new announcer Mauro Ranallo.

John Cena shows up to start the show. After stating it's a brand new year on a brand new network with the show now on USA Network, he immediately focuses on Alberto Del Rio and calls him out. Del Rio shows up, and says he's not in the mood to give him another shot at the WWE United States Championship. However, he will fight anyone tonight, right here, right now in Laredo, Texas; however, it will not be for the United States title and Cena is not eligible. Cena says that if he's out of the picture and it's not for the title, then it should be a title shot for someone else, and introduces an opponent for him: Kalisto, who shows up. Del Rio mocks Kalisto, and the match begins.


Kalisto gets a surprise upset win against Alberto Del Rio.


Jojo interviews Becky Lynch. Becky doesn't care why Charlotte turned on her Monday night, and she wants vindication in the form of the WWE Divas Championship.

It's time for the Miz TV Royal Rumble Special! Before The Miz can ever start it, The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) show up and take potshots at Chris Jericho. Suddenly, Dolph Ziggler shows up. As Ziggler complains about The Miz doing a Royal Rumble special, Goldust shows up and confronts Miz. Neville shows up and tells The Miz to cancel his special and never speak again. R-Truth shows up and answers Alberto Del Rio's open challenge, which has already happened, and is reminded that everyone is talking about the Royal Rumble match. R-Truth then hits The Miz with his microphone, then The New Day gets thrown out of the ring, with Woods being thrown out last after Goldust, Ziggler, R-Truth and Neville surround him.


R-Truth, Goldust, Neville and Dolph Ziggler beat The Miz and The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods). After the match, Dolph Ziggler super kicks R-Truth and tosses Goldust out of the ring, then says it's nothing personal as it is every man for himself in the Royal Rumble match.


Jojo interviews Charlotte and Ric Flair. Charlotte says Becky Lynch has done nothing but leech off of her, and says she became champion by being her own person.

Charlotte retains the WWE Divas Championship against Becky Lynch with the help of Ric Flair and after using the ropes for leverage.


Renee Young interviews Kevin Owens for exactly one minute, with the one minute being at Owens' insistence. Owens says that nothing will stop him from taking the WWE Intercontinental Championship back from Dean Ambrose tonight.

Renee Young interviews Dean Ambrose. Ambrose says that Kevin Owens has put him through a lot, and tells Owens that if he wants the WWE Intercontinental Championship, then "Fight, Owens, fight."

Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose for the WWE Intercontinental Championship ends in a double count-out. After the match, Owens and Ambrose have a wild brawl through the crowd and around the top of the entrance ramp, which ends with both men colliding into but not through a table.


Here are the top 10 moments from tonight's show!



Saturday, December 5, 2015

Saturday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for December 5, 2015

Tyler Breeze and Summer Rae sit at ringside in the "VIP area" for the next match.

The Miz beats Dolph Ziggler thanks to the distraction from Tyler Breeze.

Sasha Banks beats Alicia Fox with the Banks Statement after the distraction from Tamina and Naomi.

Ryback beats Bo Dallas after Bo asks someone in the WWE Universe to feed Ryback.

Titus O'Neil beats Stardust.

Friday, November 27, 2015

Come As You Are (WWE Superstar) - WWE Superstars recap fro November 27, 2015

Adam Rose shows up saying that the WWE Universe stopped him from being famous, but says that won't work as the WWE Universe's great-grandchildren's mechanics' doctors will talk about him.

R-Truth beats Adam Rose.

Jojo interviews The Miz, who is too busy reading reviews of Santa's Little Helper on his smartphone. Miz says that Zack Ryder needs one win to get back into championship mode, but that win won't be coming from him.

The Miz beats Zack Ryder.

Thursday, September 10, 2015

SmackDown Hotel! - Thursday Night SmackDown recap for September 10, 2015

The show starts with The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Braun Strowman) entering the ring. Wyatt says that Roman Reigns is cursed, sick and infected with the desire to become "the one." He admits that Reigns is a smart man, but says Reigns does not care about the WWE Universe and certainly not about they think about him. Wyatt says that if Reigns were to become WWE World Heavyweight Champion, everyone would bow down to him "like good little sheep do." He then focuses on Dean Ambrose, saying he is cursed with loyalty to a man he believes to be a brother-in-arms, and says he's missing more than "a few pieces upstairs." He sends a warning to anyone in the back that makes contact with Ambrose and Reigns: this is about the Wyatts vs. Reigns and Ambrose, and it should stay that way. Wyatt shows us what they did to Randy Orton on Monday as part of his reasoning, before telling them that apocalypse awaits Ambrose and Reigns at Night of Champions, and tells Jimmy Uso - Ambrose and Reigns' tag partner tonight - that he has an important choice to make and that choosing poorly will cost him dearly. Strowman takes off the black sheep mask, takes the mic, and says "They all fall down. Run."

Cesaro beats The Miz with the Sharpshooter.


Renee Young interviews Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose. Reigns says it was Ambrose's idea to involve Jimmy Uso in tonight's match, but admits he's his blood and he trusts him. Ambrose says if he's Roman's blood, he's his blood, too. Jimmy Uso shows up, saying he's chosen family, and it's about to get Uso Crazy. Ambrose gets in the Uso mood, much to the bemusement of Reigns.

Paige vs. Sasha Banks ends when Paige plays possum and hits Sasha with a Spear, starting a brawl. Another ref is called in to separate the two, but Naomi and Tamina from Team B.A.D. and Charlotte and Becky Lynch from Team PCB show, starting an even bigger brawl. Charlotte and Becky have to keep Paige from tearing Sasha to pieces, as Naomi and Tamina get Sasha Banks out of harm's way.


Byron Saxton interviews Seth Rollins. He considers Monday night the lowest point in his career, thanks to Sting. He says that his statue was a symbol of his status as a legend, and says Sting's attempts at mind games are just him digging his grave, and he plans to crush his career much like Sting crushed his statue. As for his reamtch with Ryback, he requested it be a lumberjack so that the doubters can see that Ryback wouldn't have beaten him if it weren't for the distraction from Sting. At Night of Champions, he plans to retain both the WWE World Heavyweight Championship and the WWE United States Championship against Sting and John Cena, respectively. Suddenly, Sheamus shows up, and tells Rollins he may have three matches, as he can't decide when to cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase and says Night of Champions sounds like a tempting time to do that. He then wishes him luck, and Rollins is left seething.


Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns vs. The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) ends with The Wyatt Family suddenly taking out Jimmy Uso with a choke-out from Braun Strowman. After they disappear, Bray Wyatt is heard saying "They all fall down."


The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) - now led to the ring by Stardust - beat The Lucha Dragons (Sin Cara and Kalisto). Stardust and The Ascension attack The Lucha Dragons after the match, but Neville rushes in to make the save.


Renee Young interviews Nikki Bella, who is initially accompanied by Brie Bella and Alicia Fox, who leave for the interview. Her title defense against Charlotte has been moved up to next week, and Charlotte shows up on cue at Nikki talks about her, and tells her she's about to become the woman who almost became the longest-reigning Divas champion, as Charlotte is taking her title this Monday.


Seth Rollins beats Ryback in a lumberjack match, thanks to interference from Kevin Owens. During the match, the good guys force Big Show to go to the back after knocking Mark Henry out, and Rollins is sent flying into the good guys before all of the lumberjacks jump into the ring and fight each other.


Here are the top 10 moments from tonight's show!



Monday, April 20, 2015

Gettin' RAW - Monday Night RAW recap for April 20, 2015

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Randy Orton shows up, as a steel cage hangs above the ring. The cage lowers once he gets inside. Randy then calls Seth Rollins a "stupid bastard" for thinking banning the RKO will make it easier for him to win, especially with the steel cage surrounding the two of them. Randy plans to give Rollins the beating of a lifetime. Rollins shows up, saying that so-called beating isn't going to happen, that Orton has anger problems, and that he's so much better inside and outside the ring. Orton responds by saying that as soon as he gets back to the back, he's going to RKO anyone he see backstage during the break, and that he'll eventually RKO Rollins before the end of the night.


Before his match with Dean Ambrose, Luke Harper says that Ambrose may not fear him now, but he will soon enough.

Dean Ambrose and Luke Harper brawl before their match can even start.


Seth Rollins and J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble) are backstage when they are nearly scared half to death by The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) as they look over their shoulders for Randy Orton. Rollins chews out a backstage worker who thinks this is funny before running into Triple H. He trusts Triple H to do the right thing concerning Kane, but as for Randy Orton, he wants more security. Triple H tells him "it's only one guy." Rollins isn't too thrilled.


The New Day (Kofi Kingston & Big E.) beats The Lucha Dragons (Kalisto & Sin Cara) via countout when Xavier holds Sin Cara feets from under the ring. The New Day get a shot at the WWE Tag Team Championships at Extreme Rules but, suddenly, Randy Orton charges the ring and RKOs Kofi and Xavier. Big E., who was looking to take a shot at Orton, has second thoughts and retreats.


Fandango beats Curtis Axel.


Triple H shows up. He says that Seth Rollins will take the WWE into the future, but it is now time to find the next Seth Rollins. On June 23rd, Tough Enough returns, and anyone - anyone - can send in a 60-second video to WWE.com to prove they have what it takes. Only ten men and five women will win a slot on the show, and only one of those fifteen can become a WWE Superstar or Diva. Kane then shows up, stating that he's giving his two weeks' notice after Triple H says he is behind Seth Rollins. Triple H offers to handle this with him in the back like men, but Seth Rollins shows up and says "Let him quit. To hell with him." This starts some bickering between Kane and Rollins, with Kane calling Rollins out for acting as entitled as he does. Triple H stops the arguing, sides with Kane and makes him "Guardian of the Gate" in Rollins' Steel Cage match against Randy Orton at Extreme Rules. Rollins is ticked off.


Triple H catches Seth Rollins and Kane arguing again, and has to remind Kane that he's no longer fire and brimstone due to his Director of Operations duties. Kane feels otherwise and walks away. Triple H then tells Rollins to show a little respect and appreciate Kane's efforts, and puts him in the match against Dolph Ziggler that he should have had last week.


Nikki Bella guest on commentary for the next match.

Naomi beats Brie Bella.


Heath Slater tells Erick Rowan that he's taking John Cena's open challenge for the United States title at catering...then gets RKO'd through a table by Randy Orton.


Roman Reigns comes out, but he'd rather fight than talk and proceeds to call out Big Show. Instead of Big Show, however, he gets Bo Dallas, who now sports a beard and a goatee, who proceeds to verbally crap all over him and call him "Outback Jack in kevlar" and "The Tim Tebow of the WWE." He soon gets Superman Punched and Speared, and Reigns says that while Big Show chickened out tonight, he has no choice on Sunday...and that we can "Bolieeeeeeeve that."


Sheamus beats Zack Ryder after Dolph Ziggler saves Ryder. During the match, Sheamus is on the microphone the whole time and mocks both Ryder and the Albany, New York crowd.

John Cena shows up. He showed Rusev he means business and knows the WWE Universe cringes whenever he says the champ is here. He knows Rusev wants to destroy, hence why he chose the Russian Chains match stipulation at Extreme Rules. Cena, however, plans to put him back down again. He issues another open challenge for the WWE United States Championship. Kane answers.

John Cena retains the United States Championship against Kane.


Triple H glances at Kane as he heads away from the ring, as if to imply "I told you so."

Renee Young interviews The Miz, who verbally trashes Damien Mizdow. When Renee Young announces that Byron Saxton is standing by with John Cena, The Miz is ticked.

As Byron Saxton interviews John Cena, Cena is suddenly attacked from behind by Rusev, who has a chain in his hand and proceeds to put him in the Accolade with it until a referee pulls him off of Cena.


The Miz beats Damien Mizdow to retain the rights to the Miz brand after Summer Rae rakes Mizdow's eyes from outside of the ring. After the match, he gets a surprise RKO from Randy Orton.


Dean Ambrose and Luke Harper are now in a Chicago Street Fight at Extreme Rules.

We get another cryptic promo from Bray Wyatt. Who is he talking about?


Ryback beats Adam Rose. After the match, two Rosebuds, one dressed as a banana and another dressed as a hot dog, attack Ryback only to get Shell Shocked.


Renee Young mentions that J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble) joked about him with Seth Rollins on Twitter to Kane when she interviews him. Kane barges into Triple H's office and confronts Rollins, and Rollins apologizes to Kane for putting him through a whole bunch of crap, saying that it's embarassing when Kane keeps saying he helped him win the Money in the Bank contract. Rollins heads to the ring along with Mercury and Noble, and Randy Orton isn't too far behind.

Ryback takes on Rusev this Thursday on SmackDown.

Seth Rollins beats Dolph Ziggler when Ziggler is distracted by Sheamus. After the match, Rollins talks about how he'll become the man when he wins against Randy Orton on Sunday. Triple H shows up in mid-sentence to proclaim that Rollins will win Sunday, but Rollins takes the microphone and decides it's a good idea to tick off Kane yet again. Kane shows up to confront Rollins one more time, but J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble) and Triple H hold him back as the cage comes down around Rollins...only for Randy Orton to be in there with him. Rollins eventually gets an RKO at the end of the night, as promised, to end the show.

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Saturday Night Main Event - Main Event recap for April 11, 2015

All results courtesy of Prince Watercress!

Fandango beats R-Truth.

Summer Rae beats Emma.



Heath Slater shows up, says he is on Main Event because he is the main event, and what better place to be than in Texas...then says the Dallas Cowboys suck. He then badmouths Texas, saying that when he main events at WrestleMania 32 in Dallas, everyone in the state will have a champion to look up to, and that champion is Heath Slater. Mark Henry and tries to hastily backpedal, saying he didn't mean to talk bad about Texas, but Mark Henry quickly destroys him in a sanctioned match.

Jack Swagger beats The Miz with the Patriot Lock, thanks to Damien Mizdow, who shows up to tell everyone that The Miz is irrelevant and that he is watching from ringside so he can see Miz make a fool out of himself...and become a distraction.

Monday, April 6, 2015

Gettin' RAW - Monday Night RAW recap for April 6, 2015

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Michael Cole is not on commentary and is replaced by Byron Saxton for the week.

Seth Rollins, Kane and J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble) are in the ring, with Big Show next to his Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal trophy outside near the commentary table. Rollins says that Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are not here tonight. He then brags about his World Heavyweight Championship win, Big Show's Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal win and Triple H's win against Sting. Show puts Rollins on a pedestal, as does Rollins himself. As Kane speaks, Randy Orton shows up and brags about the RKO he beat him with at WrestleMania before saying he should get a rematch for the World Heavyweight Championship. He takes some cheap shots at Kane's Director of Operations position as he does so, then Kane tells Orton there are others worthy of a title shot. He makes a Triple Threat match for tonight to decide a #1 contender for Seth's title at Extreme Rules: Roman Reigns vs. Ryback vs. Randy Orton. All three participants will have singles matches prior to the three-way dance, and Randy's is next...against Kane. As soon as this match is announced, Rollins is livid.


Randy Orton beats Kane via disqualification after Kane hits Orton with a steel chair. Orton almost gets a revenge RKO, but Kane flees.


This past weekend, A.J. Lee announces her retirement from the WWE. #ThankYouAJ

Kane yells at a returning Brad Maddox, and Rollins yells at Kane for "not pulling his weight." Kane reminds Rollins that he is World Heavyweight champ because of him, and says giving him a worthy opponent is best for business. He then plays Rollins' bluff by saying Rollins is scared of him Rollins says he isn't, and that Kane should step down as Director of Operations, even going so far as to threaten to tell Triple H and Stephanie McMahon about this when they get back. Kane then puts Rollins in a match...and it's up next.


Kane gives Seth Rollins a match tonight. His opponent? WWE newcomer, Neville, who he takes lightly until he gets kicked in the gut.

Seth Rollins beats Neville with the Curb Stomp.


After saying that the site of tonight's Raw is celebrating "WWE Day," John Cena issues another open challenge for the WWE United States Championship. This time, Stardust answers.

John Cena beats Stardust to retain the United States Championship.


Naomi & Paige beats The Bella Twins (Nikki & Brie).


The Prime Time Players (Darren Young & Titus O'Neil) continue to clown several tag teams in the WWE tag team division, including The Ascension and The New Day (again).


Ryback beats Luke Harper.


Renee Young interviews The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, Big E). The constant booing doesn't affect them, apparently.


The Lucha Dragons (Kalisto & Sin Cara) beats The New Day (Xavier Woods & Big E.).


Roman Reigns beats Big Show.


Natalya, Summer Rae, Alicia Fox and Cameron ask a tired Kane for a Divas Battle Royal to decide a #1 contender for the Divas title. He gives in and makes one official for next week.


Sheamus says that his next target is Dolph Ziggler.

Sheamus beats Mark Henry.


Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler take on Sheamus and Bad News Barrett  this Thursday on SmackDown!

Bray Wyatt is back.


Renee Young interviews Ryback. He's hungry for a title shot tonight.

The Miz beats Damien Mizdow with a surprise roll-up.


Renee Young interviews Randy Orton. He wants that rematch.

Randy Orton beats Roman Reigns and Ryback in a Triple Threat match to become number one contender for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match at Extreme Rules. Seth Rollins, who was at ringside with The Authority during the match, attacks Randy Orton afterwards, hitting the Curb Stomp.



Here are the top 10 moments from tonight's show!






Saturday, March 21, 2015

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Tuesday Night's Main Event Recap January 31, 2015

Results courtesy of Prince Watercress!

The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E) beat The Miz and Damien Mizdow after The Miz yells at Mizdow.



Erick Rowan beats Curtis Axel.



Dolph Ziggler beats Luke Harper.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Tuesday Night Main Event Recap for January 20, 2015!

Results courtesy of Prince Watercress!

Kofi Kingston beats Tyson Kidd after reversing the Sharpshooter into a small package. After the match, Adam Rose and Cesaro attack The New Day (Kofi, Big E, Xavier Woods).

The Miz and Damien Sandow beat Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego).


Natalya quickly beats Summer Rae.


Bray Wyatt beats Jack Swagger.


The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust).



Monday, December 29, 2014

Gettin' RAW: Monday Night RAW Recap for December 29th, 2014

The show starts off with Edge's retirement speech from the April 11, 2011 edition of Raw.

Edge and Christian start off the proceedings. They compromise and combine Peep Show and Cutting Edge to do a Cutting Edge Peep Show, with tonight's guest being Seth Rollins...who takes on Roman Reigns tonight. Also, Rusev will take on Dolph Ziggler in a Champion vs. Champion match, although neither of them will be naked, much to Christian's disappointment. Daniel Bryan will be here later to talk about his future. Edge and Christian then begin to do the five-second pose for all those with flash photography, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman show up. Lesnar isn't in the mood to destroy Edge or Christian; instead, he's more focused on John Cena, according to Heyman. Cena shows up. He promises to take the WWE World Heavyweight Championship back at Royal Rumble, then puts his hands on Paul Heyman. Lesnar goes for Cena, but Cena has Lesnar read like a book. Lesnar breaks out of the Attitude Adjustment and retreats along with Paul Heyman.


Dolph Ziggler beats Rusev by disqualification when Rusev keeps Ziggler in the corner for too long. Rusev then locks the Accolade on Ziggler and uses the ropes to do more damage. As officials try to get him off Ziggler, Ryback shows up and forces Rusev to retreat.


Ryback talks about his road to where he is now: being a guest bell ringer as a kid at his first WWE live event in Las Vegas, $1,000,000 Tough Enough, going through depression, getting back in the groove and being re-signed by WWE, breaking his ankle in three places, beating the doctor's expectations, and becoming The Ryback. After a video package of Ryback, Ryback tells Rusev that this won't be just a USA vs. Russia, it's going to be a "big guy giving another big guy an ass-kicking thing" at Royal Rumble.



Nikki Bella beats Natalya after the distraction from Brie Bella.


Naomi thanks The Miz backstage, telling him that thanks to his connections to the music producer, she has future projects outside of WWE lined up. She wishes Miz luck on his tag team title match against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat The Miz and Damien Mizdow to win the WWE Tag Team Championships! They celebrate with Naomi, and Jerry Lawler interviews The Usos after the match. They declare 2014 "the Year of the Usos," and they're throwing a party, with barbeque involved. Jerry Lawler is, of course, invited.


Cesaro is in the ring. He says 2014 should have been his year after winning the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania 30, but WWE says he doesn't connect with the WWE Universe. He doesn't care about connecting with the Universe; he just cares about putting a show every night. He issues an open challenge to anyone who doubts him...and the person who answers is none other than Bad News Barrett, who is back after being on the injured list for six months.

Bad News Barrett beats Cesaro.


Luke Harper has a message for those who want to toss him aside like trash and cast him as a social pariah: he's a nightmare come to life. Sweet dreams.

Luke Harper beats Jack Swagger.


John Cena, Edge and Christian chat backstage about days gone by. Cena thanks Edge for everything he's done for him.

Big Show guests on commentary for the next match.

Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins ends with interference from Big Show, who tosses Reigns over the commentary table and topples the whole table on top of him.


Seth Rollins announces to J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble) that he plans to have a New Year's toast to John Cena tonight on the Cutting Edge Peep Show and invites Cena to join him. He tells J&J Security to spread the word.

Next week on Raw: Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt in an Ambulance Match!

Bray Wyatt says that everything must come full circle, and promises that he'll put Dean Ambrose in an ambulance and end this story.


Tomorrow night on Main Event: Santino Marella's New Year's Party!

Daniel Bryan shows up. After telling everyone that being in the ring with them has helped take the pain of being out of the ring away, Bryan announces he is not retiring and that he will be in the Royal Rumble.


The Miz and Damien Mizdow barge in on Christian playing the kazoo to demand a rematch against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) for the WWE Tag Team Championships. Edge (and his stunt double puppet) gives them a match, but it's not against The Usos and it's not for the tag titles.


The Miz and Damien Mizdow's opponents are none other than The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor), now making their official debut on the main roster.

The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) beat The Miz and Damien Mizdow.


Friday Night on SmackDown: The Cutting Edge Peep Show with Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt as special guests.

Renee Young interviews Seth Rollins, who confirms he's inviting John Cena to the Cutting Edge Peep Show for his "celebration"

It's the Cutting Edge Peep Show! Edge and Christian's guest tonight is Seth Rollins, who considers them heroes and an inspiration for him to start wrestling. He wants to ring in 2015, but he doesn't want to do it alone...so he calls out Big Show, who shows up. He also calls out John Cena, who doesn't come out immediately. Rollins then says he wants something from Cena, but when Cena doesn't show up, Rollins decides to force his hand by attacking Christian with the Money in the Bank briefcase. Edge shoves Rollins, and he is soon surrounded by Big Show, Rollins, and J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble). Show forces Edge to the ground, and they all threaten to paralyze Edge for life. John Cena rushes in, but Rollins threatens to break Edge permanently if Cena doesn't bring back Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. John has no choice but to bring them back, but it's all a trick as Rollins attempts to Curb Stomp Edge. Cena fights everyone off but is easily outnumbered. After John Cena is taken down, Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar show up, and Rollins shakes hands with Heyman. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon then appear at the top of the ramp to end the show.




Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Tribute To The Troops 2014: The Results

The show starts with a star-studded tribute to America's military.

Hulk Hogan shows up to start the show. After thanking America's miltary, The Miz and Damien Sandow show up, and Miz says "You're welcome," before going into a spiel about starring in The Marine 3. This spiel ends when John Cena shows up, apologizes for The Miz's behavior, then says the American armed forces are the real deal compared to The Miz, who is "as metrosexual as Ryan Seacrest, except Seacrest would kick his butt." Miz fancies himself to Bob Hope on a USO tour, but Cena reminds him Hulk is in the ring with him. Miz chalks this up to Cena being jealous, but Cena makes it painfully clear that Miz just sucks. Miz tries to beat up Cena, but Cena knocks him out of the ring. When Sandow confronts Cena, he just does his stunt double duties. After this, J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble), Seth Rollins, Kane, Luke Harper and Big Show show up and surround Cena and Hogan. They fight them off as best they can until Dolph Ziggler, Ryback and Erick Rowan show up. The good guys quickly stand tall and work as a team to toss Big Show out of the ring.


Angelina Jolie talks about the recently released movie, "Unbroken," which she has also directed. She thanks the American military.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust).

Florida-Georgia Line perform.

Naomi wins the Divas Santa's Helper Battle Royal.


The WWE Superstars and Divas make life brighter for the men and women at Fort Benning.

Dean Ambrose beats Bray Wyatt in a Boot Camp Match after Wyatt mouths off at Sgt. Slaughter, giving Slaughter half a mind to hand Ambrose a steel toe boot, allowing him to set up the elbow drop onto Wyatt through the table for the win.


Rusev and Lana show up. Rusev says he has crushed the best America has to offer as they continue their American-bashing. At one point, most of the American armed forces members stand up as they chant "USA." Lana goes on to say that America would be a true superpower if Russian President Vladimir Putin was their leader. All of a sudden, Daniel Bryan returns. He says that no matter what, Americans fight for what they believe in, and if Rusev doesn't like it, he can go back to Russia. Rusev challenges Daniel Bryan after this, and in response, D-Bry says Americans can come from anywhere, like over the wall or down from the sky. Four American soldiers show up, dropping down from the ceiling and jumping over the barricade, to surround the ring apron. Daniel Bryan enters the ring, and after some time, Rusev and Lana retreat, and Daniel Bryan and the soldiers start a "YES!" chant.


Florida-Georgia Line perform "Cruise."


John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Ryback and Erick Rowan beat Seth Rollins, Kane, Big Show and Luke Harper.







Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Super SmackDown LIVE! Recap for December 16th, 2014

Roman Reigns beats Fandango in his first match since September.


SmackDown moves to Thursdays on January 15th, 2015!


Dean Ambrose shows up. He knows he lost at TLC, but knows he got to Bray Wyatt. After saying that the fight continues tomorrow night at Tribute to the Troops, Wyatt appears on the TitanTron. He says Ambrose is still breathing because he enjoys the game they're playing, and it's obvious that Bray Wyatt plans to end him.


Erick Rowan and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Luke Harper, The Miz and Damien Mizdow. During the match, Miz and Mizdow argue after Mizdow mimicks Harper's Gator Roll, and Rowan hits the top rope splash instead of The Usos.


Naomi and Jimmy Uso chat backstage. The Miz is generally kicked to the curb now, Jimmy apologizes for his anger on Miz TV earlier on Main Event and Naomi tells Jimmy she wants to win the Divas title on her own, a wish that Jimmy respects.

Seth Rollins vs. Ryback ends before it can even begin after a sneak attack from Rusev at the top of the entrance ramp. Rusev kicks Ryback off the side of the top of the entrance ramp, then attacks Ryback again. Rollins uses this as an excuse to say that Triple H and Stephanie McMahon should come back, and then complains about his loss at TLC. He then decides to take the night off to celebrate his Raw victory last night with J&J Security (Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury) when Dolph Ziggler shows up, speaks the truth and challenges Rollins to a match. Rollins accepts his challenge.



Nikki Bella retains the WWE Divas Championship against Naomi after Jimmy Uso shows up and jumps The Miz, who showed up earlier in the match to cheer on Naomi. This distracts Naomi, and gives Nikki the roll-up victory.


Kane beats Adam Rose. After the match, Kane grabs The Bunny, who is wearing a neck brace after last night, and puts him in another Tombstone Piledriver.



Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust) hate Christmas.

Renee Young interviews Seth Rollins. Rollins says he plans to sabotage John Cena at every turn until he brings Triple H and Stephanie McMahon back to power. If he has to work with Paul Heyman to make it happen, so be it.


Dolph Ziggler beats Seth Rollins.












Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Tuesday Night Main Event Results for December 2nd, 2014

Jack Swagger beats Titus O'Neil with the Patriot Lock. After the match, Renee Young interviews Jack Swagger, and says that what Rusev did to Zeb Colter last night was cowardly and made him unworthy of the United States title.

Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust) beat Adam Rose and The Bunny.


Tom Phillips interviews The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso). Jey's in a good mood, but not Jimmy. Jimmy wants to hurt The Miz for getting near Naomi and handing her that business card last night.

Fandango beats R-Truth.


A Stairs Match between Erick Rowan and Big Show has been made for TLC.

Also at TLC: The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) vs. The Miz and Damien Mizdow for the WWE Tag Team Championships.

Jimmy Uso beats The Miz.




Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Tuesday Night Main Event Results for November 25th, 2014

The Miz thanks his partner...the "moneymaker"...for his tag team title victory at Survivor Series before his and Damien Mizdow's match.

The Miz and Damien Mizdow beat Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego).

Renee Young interviews Fandango and Rosa Mendes. Well, she tries to, anyway.

Fandango beats Adam Rose.


Natalya and Tyson Kidd celebrate Thanksgiving when Summer Rae and Layla show up and trash them, making fun of her divorce and tossing a pumpkin pie into her face. All the while, Tyson Kidd agrees with them when they say Natalya's voice is annoying.

Natalya beats Layla with the Sharpshooter.


Dean Ambrose beats Kane.




Monday, November 24, 2014

WWE Monday Night RAW Results for November 24th, 2014

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up for the first time since their team's loss at Survivor Series last night. They verbally crap on the crowd and mention what Sting did, then Stephanie McMahon breaks down again and Triple H has to step in on the mic for her. HHH calls the crowd "bullies" for wanting to make Steph cry, and still think they're better than the crowd for knowing the business side of things. He then questions who is going to be the new General Manager, then questions why Sting did what he did last night, saying he put the demise of the WWE in motion with his actions. After asking the WWE Universe what they'll do with their lives when WWE dies out, HHH says that the WWE Universe will be begging for him and Stephanie to come back. All of a sudden, Daniel Bryan shows up and leads a "Yes!" chant in the ring to stick it to the former holders of the keys to the WWE kingdom. He gets in Triple H and Stephanie's way as they try to walk up the ramp to "Yes!" chant in their faces, then returns to the ring to continue the chant.


After the break, Daniel Bryan announces he's in charge of Raw for tonight. His first action? Trotting out Team Authority (Seth Rollins, Mark Henry, Luke Harper, Kane and Rusev). He puts Seth Rollins in a handicap match against Dolph Ziggler and John Cena...and his two partners will be chosen by the WWE Universe. It's either the team of Mark Henry and Luke Harper, Henry and Kane...or Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury. As for Kane, he's made a concessions guy, and turns from Corporate Kane to Concessions Kane. Rusev is given the choice of either defending the United States Championship against the rest of the WWE or reciting the American pledge of allegiance to the WWE Universe. Luke Harper is put in a match against Dean Ambrose with the Intercontinental Championship on the line. Mark Henry is put in a match against Ryback...and it happens right now. No sooner does Ryback's music hit that Ryback goes right to work on Henry before the bell rings, and four officials have to separate Ryback from Henry.

Ryback beats Mark Henry with just one Meat Hook.

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon run into Vince McMahon. Dear old Dad gets cheesed off with both of them and expects them to fix the mess they've gotten themselves into before they slink into the limo with them to head back home to Stanford.

Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper for the WWE Intercontinental Championship ends when Harper shoves Ambrose into the ref, causing the ref to call for the bell. Ambrose then beats up Harper, hits Dirty Deeds on him into a steel chair, then readies the table and ladder. All of a sudden, Ambrose is struck from behind by Bray Wyatt. Wyatt then causes chaos at ringside by burying Ambrose underneath a few commentary table chairs.

Santino Marella makes a surprise return along with Larry the Cable Guy from Jingle All The Way 2. Before he can do some comedy, Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust) show up.


The Miz and Damien Sandow retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust) after a Skull Crushing Finale and pin from The Miz despite Damien Sandow doing all the work (and a Figure Four Leg Lock).

The concessions manager gives Kane crap. She keeps him away from the deep fryer due to his enjoyment in burning things and puts him in charge of chips.

Rusev and Lana complain about their fate in the ring, and are about to leave when Daniel Bryan shows up on the TitanTron. He tells Rusev to either recite the American pledge of allegiance or face the whole roster with his United States title on the line. In order to force the former option, he sends out Sgt. Slaughter to supervise. Midway through the pledge, Lana retreats and Rusev confronts Sgt. Slaughter. Suddenly, Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger show up, and Swagger forces Rusev to retreat. Swagger, Zeb and Slaughter put their hands over their hearts and say "We The People."

Santino Marella and Larry the Cable Guy meet Kane at the concession stand. Santino gets mustard on his hand. Also, Kane is a fan of Larry.

Fandango beats Justin Gabriel.

Big Show torments a backstage worker before the break.

Tomorrow on Main Event: Dean Ambrose vs. Kane!

Big Show shows up. He has heard the response to his actions last night, and says that he does hate Triple H and Stephanie McMahon...but last night, he panicked. He thought Team Cena would lose, and says the crowd should at least "owe him a mulligan," Then he turns on the crowd and says he is the Big Show and that he deserves respect. He calls out any "cowards" in the back who want to call him a traitor to show up and say it to his face. Erick Rowan shows up, and Big Show calls him "an upside-down Sheamus." He mocks Rowan, then tells him the ring is no place for him and that he should go back to the back. Rowan takes the microphone and tells him "I...don't...like...BULLIES!" before striking back, forcing Big Show to retreat.

Backstage, Seth Rollins implies to Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble that he doesn't believe they stand a chance in the ring. Enter Dolph Ziggler, who shows up, tells Joey and Jamie that he does, and that he's asked his 1.4 million Twitter followers to vote for them.

Before AJ Lee takes on Brie Bella, AJ congratules her and her sister Nikki Bella in the most sarcastic-jerkish way imaginable by saying that Brie has proven she is a "bigger skank than [her] sister" and pronounces "Let's be honest" as "Les-bi-awn-est," referring to the kiss Brie gave her before Nikki took the Divas title away from her at Survivor Series.

Brie Bella beats AJ Lee after a distraction from her sister Nikki Bella. After the match, AJ Lee grabs the mic and says that since they want to cheat their way to the top, she has news for them: the two of them aren't half the woman she is, and that talent isn't sexually transmitted.

Larry the Cable Guy and Santino Marella guest on commentary for the next match. When The Bunny dances with them before the next match, Adam Rose pulls him away by the ears.

Tyson Kidd and Natalya beat Adam Rose and The Bunny as The Bunny is pre-occupied outside the ring, proud of himself for pulling Adam Rose's foot out from under him from outside the ring...when he thought it was Tyson Kidd's.

Renee Young interviews Ryback. The Big Guy's in the mood for food...and he also pokes fun at the concession stand.

Kofi Kingston, Big E Langston and Xavier Woods bring in a new day...next week!

Ryback heads to the concession stand, and Kane tries to mess with him. It works against Kane...horribly.

Renee Young interviews John Cena and Dolph Ziggler. Cena says that with a team like him and Ziggler, you can expect the show to be stolen.

This Friday on SmackDown: Miz TV with Big Show!

Seth Rollins' tag team partners for the next match are revealed by Daniel Bryan to be none other than J&J Security (Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury).

John Cena and Dolph Ziggler beat Seth Rollins and J&J Security (Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury) with a simultaneous Attitude Adjustment and Zig Zag and a double pin. After the match, Daniel Bryan rushes in and tosses Seth Rollins back into the ring and into a waiting Cena and Ziggler. After Cena and Ziggler are done with him, they and D-Bry lead a "Yes!" chant until a familiar smartphone sound fills the arena and the lights go on and off. The anonymous Raw General Manager - computer, podium, Michael Cole reading his will and all - is back next week with Cyber Monday, and promises "order and direction will return."



Here are the top 10 moments from tonight's show!