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Monday, December 29, 2014

Gettin' RAW: Monday Night RAW Recap for December 29th, 2014

The show starts off with Edge's retirement speech from the April 11, 2011 edition of Raw.

Edge and Christian start off the proceedings. They compromise and combine Peep Show and Cutting Edge to do a Cutting Edge Peep Show, with tonight's guest being Seth Rollins...who takes on Roman Reigns tonight. Also, Rusev will take on Dolph Ziggler in a Champion vs. Champion match, although neither of them will be naked, much to Christian's disappointment. Daniel Bryan will be here later to talk about his future. Edge and Christian then begin to do the five-second pose for all those with flash photography, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman show up. Lesnar isn't in the mood to destroy Edge or Christian; instead, he's more focused on John Cena, according to Heyman. Cena shows up. He promises to take the WWE World Heavyweight Championship back at Royal Rumble, then puts his hands on Paul Heyman. Lesnar goes for Cena, but Cena has Lesnar read like a book. Lesnar breaks out of the Attitude Adjustment and retreats along with Paul Heyman.


Dolph Ziggler beats Rusev by disqualification when Rusev keeps Ziggler in the corner for too long. Rusev then locks the Accolade on Ziggler and uses the ropes to do more damage. As officials try to get him off Ziggler, Ryback shows up and forces Rusev to retreat.


Ryback talks about his road to where he is now: being a guest bell ringer as a kid at his first WWE live event in Las Vegas, $1,000,000 Tough Enough, going through depression, getting back in the groove and being re-signed by WWE, breaking his ankle in three places, beating the doctor's expectations, and becoming The Ryback. After a video package of Ryback, Ryback tells Rusev that this won't be just a USA vs. Russia, it's going to be a "big guy giving another big guy an ass-kicking thing" at Royal Rumble.



Nikki Bella beats Natalya after the distraction from Brie Bella.


Naomi thanks The Miz backstage, telling him that thanks to his connections to the music producer, she has future projects outside of WWE lined up. She wishes Miz luck on his tag team title match against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat The Miz and Damien Mizdow to win the WWE Tag Team Championships! They celebrate with Naomi, and Jerry Lawler interviews The Usos after the match. They declare 2014 "the Year of the Usos," and they're throwing a party, with barbeque involved. Jerry Lawler is, of course, invited.


Cesaro is in the ring. He says 2014 should have been his year after winning the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania 30, but WWE says he doesn't connect with the WWE Universe. He doesn't care about connecting with the Universe; he just cares about putting a show every night. He issues an open challenge to anyone who doubts him...and the person who answers is none other than Bad News Barrett, who is back after being on the injured list for six months.

Bad News Barrett beats Cesaro.


Luke Harper has a message for those who want to toss him aside like trash and cast him as a social pariah: he's a nightmare come to life. Sweet dreams.

Luke Harper beats Jack Swagger.


John Cena, Edge and Christian chat backstage about days gone by. Cena thanks Edge for everything he's done for him.

Big Show guests on commentary for the next match.

Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins ends with interference from Big Show, who tosses Reigns over the commentary table and topples the whole table on top of him.


Seth Rollins announces to J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble) that he plans to have a New Year's toast to John Cena tonight on the Cutting Edge Peep Show and invites Cena to join him. He tells J&J Security to spread the word.

Next week on Raw: Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt in an Ambulance Match!

Bray Wyatt says that everything must come full circle, and promises that he'll put Dean Ambrose in an ambulance and end this story.


Tomorrow night on Main Event: Santino Marella's New Year's Party!

Daniel Bryan shows up. After telling everyone that being in the ring with them has helped take the pain of being out of the ring away, Bryan announces he is not retiring and that he will be in the Royal Rumble.


The Miz and Damien Mizdow barge in on Christian playing the kazoo to demand a rematch against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) for the WWE Tag Team Championships. Edge (and his stunt double puppet) gives them a match, but it's not against The Usos and it's not for the tag titles.


The Miz and Damien Mizdow's opponents are none other than The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor), now making their official debut on the main roster.

The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) beat The Miz and Damien Mizdow.


Friday Night on SmackDown: The Cutting Edge Peep Show with Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt as special guests.

Renee Young interviews Seth Rollins, who confirms he's inviting John Cena to the Cutting Edge Peep Show for his "celebration"

It's the Cutting Edge Peep Show! Edge and Christian's guest tonight is Seth Rollins, who considers them heroes and an inspiration for him to start wrestling. He wants to ring in 2015, but he doesn't want to do it alone...so he calls out Big Show, who shows up. He also calls out John Cena, who doesn't come out immediately. Rollins then says he wants something from Cena, but when Cena doesn't show up, Rollins decides to force his hand by attacking Christian with the Money in the Bank briefcase. Edge shoves Rollins, and he is soon surrounded by Big Show, Rollins, and J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble). Show forces Edge to the ground, and they all threaten to paralyze Edge for life. John Cena rushes in, but Rollins threatens to break Edge permanently if Cena doesn't bring back Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. John has no choice but to bring them back, but it's all a trick as Rollins attempts to Curb Stomp Edge. Cena fights everyone off but is easily outnumbered. After John Cena is taken down, Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar show up, and Rollins shakes hands with Heyman. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon then appear at the top of the ramp to end the show.




Saturday, March 15, 2014

WWE Monday Night RAW Results for March 10th, 2014

Hulk Hogan shows up to start off Raw. He promotes WWE Network, then announces there will be a 30-man battle royal for the Andre the Giant Memorial Trophy. John Cena shows up and welcomes Hulk back to WWE, saying he's back where he belongs. Cena enters his name into the battle royal, but then The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) shows up. Wyatt talks about how pride is his favorite sin and how it fascinates him, then calls Cena and Hogan "liars" while considering himself "a god." After a good verbal roasting by Cena, Cena takes his name out of the battle royal and challenges Wyatt to a match at WrestleMania 30. Wyatt says it's all fun and games with Cena until he's caught in the spider's web. Harper and Rowan approach the ring and climb onto the apron...



John Cena beats Erick Rowan. Rowan and Luke Harper climb onto the apron, then step back off after some hesitation. The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Harper, Rowan) retreats. John Cena and Hulk Hogan pose for the crowd for a few minutes after the match.



Will Sheamus vs. Christian be Falls Count Anywhere, two-out-of-three falls or a Memphis Street Fight? Vote now on the WWE App!

Triple H and Stephaie McMahon show up. They apologize to Daniel Bryan, who they still downplay as a wrestler. They want him to apologize and admit he's not man enough to take on Triple H before the end of the night. The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up and shake hands with Triple H and Stephanie.



The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) guest on commentary for the next match.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback).



Kane puts The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) to the test after getting tired of their baggage. Rollins and Reigns are pitted against The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust), as Kane considers their losing the WWE Tag Team Championships to them the beginning of when the cracks in The Shield start showing up.

Big E beats Jack Swagger after Cesaro distracts Swagger. Zeb Colter yells at Swagger and Cesaro and orders them to shake hands. Cesaro squeezes Swagger's hand a little too hard.



The Undertaker shows up. So does Paul Heyman. He tells 'Taker not to face Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 30. Undertaker says "The fear of death is greater than death itself, but the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all." He also says Lesnar will rest in peace.



Natalya takes on AJ Lee for the WWE Divas Championship on Main Event tomorrow!

The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) beat The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust).



Natalya guests on commentary for the next match.

The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella) beat AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka. Nikki Bella lifts up the Divas title, much to Natalya's chagrin.



Renee Young interviews Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J from NCIS: Los Angeles. They're glad to be here!



Daniel Bryan shows up and refuses to five Triple H and Stephanie McMahon the apology they want him to give. He plans to make it so that the Memphis, Tennessee crowd occupies Raw, and refuses to leave until Triple H accepts his challenge to face him at WrestleMania 30. To prove a point, members of the #YESMovement flood the ring!



Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up after the whole ringside area is clogged with Daniel Bryan sympathizers! They're not leaving. Daniel Bryan threatens to take Raw outside. When security is sent out, they can't do anything. Triple H and Stephanie leave and let Damien Sandow deal with the crowd. He can't get in the ring. Triple H yells at Sandow, and Stephanie McMahon finally loses it. Triple H finally admits he tried to protect Daniel Bryan since SummerSlam from the inevitable fall from the top that comes after winning the WWE World Heavyweight title, and accepts the challenge at last. But D-Bry wants the WWE World Heavyweight title too, and he wants to be in the match between Randy Orton and Batista for the title at WrestleMania 30 if he can beat Triple H earlier in the show. An enraged Triple H grants it to him solely so the ring can be unclogged with fans.



Sheamus vs. Christian will be a Memphis Street Fight.

Sheamus beats Christian in a Memphis Street Fight.



Batista and Randy Orton find out from Brad Maddox that Triple H and Stephanie McMahon have left...and that they want them to take down Daniel Bryan. But Orton and Batista still can't cooperate long enough to even do that...

Lana and Alexander are here again.



The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) tells John Cena he made a huge mistake in challenging them.

Kane and Big Show square off Friday on SmackDown!

Big Show and Daniel Bryan beat Batista and Randy Orton.










Saturday, February 22, 2014

WWE Friday Night Smackdown Results for February 22nd, 2014

Daniel Bryan beats Jack Swagger. Vickie Guerrero immediately puts D-Bry in a match against Cesaro.



Daniel Bryan beats Cesaro by disqualification after Kane chokeslams Bryan. Cesaro hits the Neutralizer after Kane shows no remorse for his actions.



Renee Young interviews Christian. He's got to do what he's got to do to win the WWE World Heavyweight title.

The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) tell The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) their days are numbered.



The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) beat The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust) and Rey Mysterio.



Byron Saxton interviews Sheamus. Monday's Brodue Kick was an accident...but not tonight's!

Emma beats Summer Rae in a dance-off...and makes quick work of her and Fandango!



Darren Young guests on commentary for the next match.

Dolph Ziggler beats Titus O'Neil after Darren Young blows the whistle at ringside to distract Titus.



Jimmy Uso beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James.


Sheamus beats Christian.


Tuesday, February 18, 2014

WWE Monday Night RAW Results for February 18th, 2014

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John Cena shows up. He talks about Elimination Chamber as well as Randy Orton, acknowledging Daniel Bryan's victory on him (but not Cesaro's). Cesaro shows up with Zeb Colter and not only tells him he beat Orton last week on SmackDown, he plans to be the next WWE World champion. Sheamus comes out to do the same thing, as does Christian. Orton shows up to thank Triple H and Stephanie McMahon before saying he plans to retain, then Daniel Bryan shows up to say he's going to win. Kane shows up and makes some matches for tonight: Cesaro vs. Cena and Daniel Bryan vs. Christian. Bryan vs. Christian happens next, and Kane plans to stick around and watch.

Daniel Bryan beats Christian. Kane congratulates Daniel, but says he neglected to mention he was in another match...against Kane himself!



Daniel Bryan beats Kane by disqualification, then Kane punishes him some more. He knows he's disqualified, he just doesn't care.



Renee Young interviews The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns). Roman Reigns tells Dean Ambrose he can one-up him when it comes to Mark Henry, causing some bickering between the two of them. Despite their bickering, they're on the same page.



Fandango beats Santino Marella when Marella has a romantic episode with Emma.



Mark Henry plans to decimate The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns)!

Roman Reigns beats Mark Henry. As Dean Ambrose beats up Mark Henry, The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) show up on the TitanTron and screw with The Shield (Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Reigns) again. Roman dares them to come out to the ring. They do, but it's all another tease as they step on the apron but then step back off again.




The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust) vs. Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) is the Elimination Chamber kick-off.

Cody Rhodes and Goldust play with the new StackDown set...and Bad News Barrett ruins it!

Jack Swagger beats Kofi Kingston with the Patriot Lock. 



Big E beats Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal as Zeb Colter runs his mouth on the microphone.



WWE honors Ron Simmons.



Renee Young interviews John Cena. Cena is ready for Cesaro.

John Cena beats Cesaro.



Randy Orton thanks Triple H for everything he's done, and then badmouths Batista - who's right behind him - by saying he can't be the face of the WWE. Batista calls Orton the ass of the WWE, and Orton walks away. Alberto Del Rio shows up to tell Batista he plans to break his arms Sunday. Batista pushes him into some shelves.



Renee Young interviews Titus O'Neil. He faces Darren Young this Sunday at Elimination Chamber, and he plans to beat Darren and have the locker room bear witness to his rise.

The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) beat Sin Cara and Los Matadores.



The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) will defend the WWE Tag Team Championship against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) this Sunday!

"Road Dogg" Jesse James and Jimmy Uso guest on commentary for the next match.

Jey Uso beats "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn...and Jimmy Uso superkicks "Road Dogg" Jesse James!



Byron Saxton interviews Sheamus, who is pumped to take on Orton tonight...and the Elimination Chamber on Sunday!

During Randy Orton vs. Sheamus, The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) attack Sheamus. John Cena, Cesaro, Daniel Bryan and Christian show up, but so do The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan)! Everyone goes at it!





Thursday, February 13, 2014

WWE Monday Night RAW Results for February 10th, 2014

Betty White, this week's guest host, starts the show off, being accompanied to the top of the ramp by Big Show. When Show asks what's going to happen tonight, Betty White says "I'm gonna kick some ass!"



Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up. Triple H talks about reconsidering the identity of the face of the WWE when Randy Orton interrupts them. He apologizes to Triple H and Stephanie, saying that he must be "The Viper" for the rest of his championship reign to get back on the good graces of The Authority before demanding he be the face of the WWE outside of the ring. Daniel Bryan shows up, demanding a match with Kane. Kane isn't here, as he is on administrative leave for putting his hands on Daniel Bryan. When Daniel calls Triple H and Stephanie a mixture of arrogance and stupidity, Orton verbally lashes out at Daniel. Triple H then gives Daniel Bryan the night off due to Daniel's "agitated state."

The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) beat The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust) and Rey Mysterio.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) are ready for The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan). After Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose have a brief argument over what kind of champion Dean wants to be, Dean puts out an open challenge for the United States title when told that he hasn't defended the title in months.



Betty White meets the Divas...and the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn).



The Miz shows up during Fandango vs Santino Marella, talks on the commentary headset for a few seconds and leaves.

Fandango beats Santino Marella.



Byron Saxon interviews Sheamus. He knows everything is riding on the Elimination Chamber match.

Sheamus and Christian beat The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro).



Renee Young interviews John Cena. The (future) time is now with the Elimination Chamber match and the emergence of the WWE Network. He plans to beat Randy Orton tonight.

30 Second Fury...Batista Bombs.



Alberto Del Rio beats Dolph Ziggler. When Del Rio puts the Cross Arm Breaker on Ziggler, Batista shows up in full wrestling gear and demolishes Del Rio, Batista Bombing him through the announce table.



The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella) show you how to get plugged in for the WWE Network. 

Triple H asks Batista to stop going off on Del Rio, but Batista still wants Del Rio's hide. Triple H gives Batista a match against Del Rio at Elimination Chamber.

Lita is inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.



Betty White and the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) have tea...and Road Dogg spikes her tea with something. But Betty pulls the old switcheroo...

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) guest on commentary for the next match.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback)...and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn feels the effects of Ex-Lax.



Dean Ambrose's open challenge is answered by a returning Mark Henry!

Mark Henry beats Dean Ambrose by disqualification after Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns interfere, and Dean Ambrose retains the WWE United States Championship. The Shield (Ambrose, Rollins, Reigns) attack Henry after the match, then The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) show up. Both parties climb to the apron, but Bray Wyatt teases The Shield and he and his Family retreat.



WWE honors Bobo Brazil.



The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella) and Cameron beat Alicia Fox, Aksana and AJ Lee.



Kane shows up despite being on administrative leave. Daniel Bryan shows up and goes after Kane. Kane retreats through the audience when Bryan gets the upper hand.



The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust) and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) take on The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) and Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) this Friday on SmackDown! Also, Randy Orton takes on Antonio Cesaro on the same night!

Betty White thanks the WWE Universe for tonight.

John Cena beats Randy Orton.


Saturday, February 8, 2014

WWE Friday Night Smackdown Results for February 7th, 2014

Daniel Bryan shows up and brings up Kane's actions on Raw earlier this week. He calls out Kane, as he wants to know how and why Kane is now part of The Authority...and Kane shows up. D-Bry wants to talk to Kane face-to-face, but Kane considers it unnecessary and apologizes to Daniel for his actions on Monday. Daniel asks him what happened to the Kane he once knew, and wants Kane to shed the corporate image. Kane makes it pretty obvious that's he now a corporate sellout, and doesn't care about the history between them. When Daniel Bryan challenges Kane to get in the ring, he refuses. He then puts Daniel Bryan in a match against Antonio Cesaro later tonight.

Seth Rollins guests on commentary for the next match.

The Shield (Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns) beats Dolph Ziggler and Kofi Kingston. After the match, The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) taunts The Shield from the TitanTron, making light of their internal bickering as they taunt them further.



Sheamus beats Ryback.



Renee Young interviews Alberto Del Rio, who considers "The Animal" Batista just that...an animal.

Daniel Bryan beats Antonio Cesaro with the Yes! Lock. Kane shows up, giving Antonio Cesaro the opportunity to Neutralize Bryan out of revenge. Kane then choke slams Daniel Bryan for the second time in a week.



AJ Lee beats Nikki Bella with the Black Widow.



Renee Young interviews Titus O'Neil, who is glad to dump Darren Young...who then attacks him! Refs have to break it up!



Bray Wyatt beats Goldust. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up on the TitanTron, promising to beat The Wyatt Family (Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) at Elimination Chamber.



Randy Orton beats Christian.






Saturday, August 10, 2013

WWE Monday Night RAW Results for August 5th, 2013

I'm going to make this segment really short and sweet:

Daniel Bryan undergoes a "corporate makeover" at the expense of Stephanie McMahon. He then comes out and says how John Cena is only a sports-entertainer while he is a WRESTLER. Vince McMahon comes out and he still doesn't think he deserves a WWE title shot. He then says if he wants it so much, then he would have to cut his beard. The employees come out with a barber chair. Wade Barrett then comes out with the hair clippers, only for it to be used on his beard. RIP Wade Barrett's beard...

The Miz will be on commentary on this next match.

RVD def WHC Alberto Del Rio
RVD defeats Del Rio in a rematch, when Ricardo Rodriguez interfering tatics have failed. Del Rio will then attack him after the match, signifying the end of their long time alliance, maybe?

Cody Rhodes is in the ring with Damien Sandow's MITB briefcase. Yes, the briefcase that has been throw in the Gulf of Mexico. Sandow comes out and tells Cody to drop the briefcase and walk away. He does, until Sandow tries to overpower him. He then empties the nasty briefcase, including the waterlogged contract.


Mark Henry def Ryback via count-out
Ryback walks away, giving Henry the count-out win. WOW! What a Wrestlemania rematch....


Courtesy of PrinceWatercress (getting kinda lazy, folks): John Cena shows up. He talks abotu Daniel Bryan's criticisms of him, and compares him to The Rock and CM Punk for it. He also says D-Bry glorifies armories and auditoriums because he's more comfortable in them. He promises to beat Daniel Bryan, then Randy Orton shows up. He says theRaw Money In The Bank briefcase is what matters to him, not who wins at SummerSlam. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up. Daniel Bryan runs in to even the odds. The Shield try to flee, then Brad Maddox runs in and stops everyone in their tracks, putting them all in a six-man tag match.


The Wyatt Family def Tons of Funk
Erick Rowan and Luke Harper defeated Tons of Funk in a rematch. After the match, Bray Wyatt cuts another promo towards Kane. Kane then shows up on the TitanTron and says that he can't wait til Summerslam to tear Bray apart. He also says "ring of fire", which is hinting an Inferno match.




Josh Matthews interviewed CM Punk. He considers Curtis Axel to be Paul Heyman's "blind sheep". He promises that he will beat Brock Lesnar at Summerslam.

Layla def Kaitlyn
Due to interference from A.J. Lee. Layla defeats Kaitlyn with the "Bombshell" for the win. Layla and A.J. then  skip around the ring after the match.


Christian def Heath Slater


CM Punk vs Curtis Axel=No Contest
Paul Heyman interferes during this match. It then turns out to be a  full brawl between Axel and Punk. Punk then tries to go after Heyman until Brock Lesnar then comes out to attack Punk again. Punk held his  own however until he was hit with an "F5" and received three chair shots to the back.



Renee Young interviews Paul Heyman and his guys backstage. Brock is clearly unimpressed with Punk, and Heyman says that he will challenge him to a match next week on RAW.



Kofi Kingston def Fandango
Kofi Kingstoon defeated Fandango in his first match since being injured by Ryback.



Stephanie McMahon is very upset with her Dad and about her failure towards Daniel Bryan's "corporate makeover". Triple H says he's tired of Vince's B.S. and that he's gonna put an end to it.




The Real Americans def The Usos
The Real Americans defeated The Usos in a rematch.



Big E. Langston def Dolph Ziggler
Big E defeats Ziggler after Kaitlyn and A.J. brawled in the ring during the match.



John Cena, Randy Orton, and Daniel Bryan def The Shield via DQ
Cena, Orton, and Bryan wins the match via DQ. After the match, Randy was seemingly going to cash in, but The Shield comes back and attacks Bryan and Cena. Randy then RKO's both Cena and Bryan to end the show.




Saturday, August 3, 2013

WWE Smackdown Results for August 2nd, 2013

We kick off the show with World Champion Alberto Del Rio. He thanks the WWE Universe for not wanting him to be the champion, but he's here anyways. He makes fun of John Cena's Summerslam opponent Daniel Bryan and claims that Cena is afraid of him. He considers Brock Lesnar, but he already has a match. He considers Booker T, but he then shoots at him as a disappointment. The opponent he chooses is Ricardo Roderiguez.... SERIOUSLY?! Obviously, Vickie Guerrero is not impressed and comes out very disappointed with Del Rio. She then announces a 3 way main event to determine the #1 Contender  to face DEl Rio at Summerslam. It is then booked to be: RVD vs Christian vs MITB Winner Randy Orton.

Cody Rhodes def Jack Swagger
Cody Rhodes defeats Jack swagger after he countered the Gut-Wrench Powerbomb.

Josh Matthews interviews Cody Rhodes. He said that he threw the MITB briefcase into the Gulf of Mexico because he was tired of Sandow throwing around his "superiority" and putting him down. Damien attacks him after he said this.

Big E. Langston def Sin Cara


Renee Young is interviewing Kaitlyn and Layla. Kaitlyn says that she's ready for A.J. this time. Layla says she's never met a Diva who has the determination and drive of Kaitlyn and she's pulling for her.

Alberto Del Rio is upset at Vickie Guerrero for "going back on her word". Brad Maddox shows up and thanks Vickie for the good descision. Then, he stands up to Del Rio. 

CM Punk def Fandango via Submission
CM Punk defeats Fandango via the Anaconda Vise.

Renee Young interviews RVD. He's ready for the triple threat match. Then Christian shows up tht he says he's going to have "one more match" for the World title. Then, Randy Orton come and says that just because he's a MITB winner, doesn't mean that he can't have possession of both titles. He tells RVD to watch out, but he isn't worried a bit.
Divas Championship: A.J. Lee def Kaitlyn via Submission to retain
AJ Lee defeats Kaitlyn with the "Black Widow" submission to retain the title after Layla stops Kaitlyn from attacking AJ out the outside. She then skips out with A.J., completing her heel turn.


Alberto Del Rio shows up and says that he'll be watching RVD vs Orton vs Christian in the back and he'll make the winner tap at Summerslam

#1 Contenders match: Christian def Randy Orton & Rob Van Dam to become #1 contender
Christian wins the #1 contendership match! Randy Orton shakes hands with him, then RVD shakes hands with him a little after. He's then interviewed by Josh Matthews, but attacked by Del Rio.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

WWE Monday Night RAW Results for July 29th, 2013

I missed the first part of RAW so I'm just going to post up the segment featuring Daniel Bryan, Vince McMahon, and RAW GM Brad Maddox.

6 Man Tag Team Match: The Shield def Mark Henry & The Usos
After The Shield won their match, Mark Henry attacks all three members and they retreat. THAT'S WHAT HE DOES!

Ryback threatens a random guy then puts him through a catering table...

Kane is on the hunt for The Wyatt Family (Wyatt, Rowan, and Harper). Brad Maddox says that if he wants to send a message to them, then he should beat Daniel Bryan during their match tonight.

RVD def Fandango via countout
RVD wins via count-out when Fandango fled from the match.

A.J. Lee talks to Big E. Langston about how he doesn't help her at ringside.... because he probably likes her. Oh, brother...

Kaitlyn def WWE Divas Champion A.J. Lee
AJ lost her mind after Kaitlyn defeated her. Dolph Ziggler comes out to congratulate her on her loss. she then says that Big E will be her should cry on, and that she can return the favor after Big E. defeats him in the next match. Oh, who would ever think.....?

Dolph Ziggler def Big E. Langston via Disqualification
The match ended with Ziggler getting the DQ win when A.J. attacks him spontaneously. While Big E confronts AJ, Ziggler hits the "Zig-Zag" on Big E.

Daniel Bryan confronts John Cena, who's questioning Vince McMahon's "honesty". Cena then asks Bryan if he think he's an liar and he walks away.

Christian def World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio
Christian defeated Alberto Del Rio when he countered the Cross Arm-breaker into a schoolboy for the win.

Cody Rhodes def Wade Barrett
After Rhodes defeated Wade Barrett, Damien comes out without the MITB briefcase and taunts him.

Daniel Bryan def Kane
Bryan defeats Kane after he countered the choke slam into a small package. Kane then choke slams him after the match. After that The Wyatt Family comes out and attacks them once again.


Brie Bella def Natalya
In a rare second Divas match, Brie defeats Natalya after Nikki comes out and distracts Natalya by blowing a kazoo and calling her an "Ugly Duckling", as a reference made by Nattie herself on the debuting Total Divas reality show this past Sunday night.

R-Truth vs Intercontinental Champion Curtis Axel = NO CONTEST
R-Truth vs Axel never got going due to interference from CM Punk. He nearly gets Paul Heyman but he escapes.

Triple H confronts Vince McMahon over Daniel Bryan having three matches last week. Stephanie then comes up with the idea to give Daniel Bryan a "corporate makeover". Okay...

Tables Match: WWE Champion John Cena def Ryback
John Cena defeats Ryback. Daniel Bryan then comes out and hands Cena his title belt. Cena snatches it and says that he has to earn it. The show ends with "Yes!" chants filling the arena.


Saturday, July 27, 2013

WWE Friday Night Smackdown Results for July 26th, 2013

Randy Orton def Damien Sandow
Nice to see a show start off with a match instead of a segment. Orton defeats Sandow via RKO after Cody Rhodes distracts Sandow and takes his MITB briefcase with him.

CM Punk makes  another appearance on Smackdown. He says that he's gonna beat Brock Lesnar at his own game and Paul Heyman's gonna regret it at Summerslam. Fandangoo interrupts him, only to receive a GTS from Punk.

6 Man Tag Team match: Mark Henry & The Usos def Wade Barrett & The Primetime Players
Mark Henry & The Usos make quick work against Wade Barrett & The PTP while getting ready for The Shield next week on RAW.


Alberto Del Rio is backstage with Vickie Guerrero. She wants to give him a chance to choose his opponent at Summerslam. Then RVD shows up and says that he wants a shot at his title. Damien Sandow is looking for Cody Rhodes and his briefcase.

WHC Alberto Del Rio def RVD
Alberto Del Rio feigns an injury and gets the cheap victory over RVD.


Damien Sandow is still looking for Cody Rhodes and his briefcase. He then asks Booker T and Mark Henry if they seen it. They said no, but Damien offends Booker T by saying that he used  to be General Manager of Smackdown. Henry then has to hold him back

Divas Champion A.J. Lee & Big E. Langston are in the ring. She claims that she is fine and that she's moved on from Dolph Ziggler. She then says that she's the savior of the Divas division and that the title is never leaving her. Dolph Ziggler then comes out and says that his lock to his house have been changed a couple times (due to the fact that he gave some other girls keys to his house). A.J. then takes Ziggler's suitcase and rips everything out of it. He says that he can replace anything in the ring (including her and Big E., of course). AJ then gets speared by Kaitlyn and Ziggler hits the "Fam-asser" on Big E. Langston.


The Wyatt Family def Tons of Funk
The Wyatts make their WWE in-ring debut on Smackdown with a win over Tons of Funk. Bray Wyatt then hits the "Sister Abagail" on Tensai and tells Kane if he's looking for him, he'll be waiting with all his friends.


Damien Sandow asks Vickie Guerrero if she's seen Cody. She's says no and that she's called the authorities but Damien thinks he has no time to lose.

Christian def Jack Swagger
Christian def Jack Swagger. Damien Sandow comes out and says that Cody should be arrested for grand larceny and be fired. Cody Rhodes shows up on the TitanTron where he's located be on the Gulf of Mexico with Damien's briefcase. He says if he wants it back, then he has to get it.


Damien goes to the Gulf of Mexico where Cody is. Cody then throws the briefcase into the water. Damien says he can't swim, but he tried to get it anyways. The show ends when the briefcase sinks into the water and Damien crying.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

WWE Monday Night Raw Results for July 22, 2013

We kick off RAW with a contract signing for the WWE Championship match at Summerslam between current champion John Cena and Daniel Bryan. After Cena makes his entrance, Brad Maddox asks "Why Daniel Bryan?". He let Cena choose, so I don't see a need to question his choice. Cena says that Bryan both earned and deserve a shot at the WWE title. He also says that Bryan is god-given talent. Maddox still has his doubts, so he wants Bryan to prove himself, but not in a match. But MATCHES.

WHC Alberto Del Rio def Sheamus
Due to Sheamus' horrific leg injury he suffered at Money In The Bank, Del Rio takes full advantage of it and defeats him via pinfall.

Renee Young interviews both Teddy Long and Booker T after they both no longer have authority of Smackdown. The whole thing turned into a argument.


Christian def Titus O'Neil
Christian defeats Titus O'Neil via the "Killswitch".


Josh Matthews interviews Ryback. Ryback states that he will intimidate anyone who's "below his equal".

Mark Henry comes out. He states that he's a proud Texan and that when he gets a beating, he's more than welcome to give one back. The Shield then come out and attack Henry. They had him where they wanted him until The Usos once again helped fending off The Shield.


John Cena and Daniel Bryan talk in the back. Bryan says that he wants Cena to stay out of his way so that his compliments can mean something.

Dolph Ziggler def Darren Young
Dolph Ziggler defeats Darren Young with the Zig Zag. A.J. Lee and Big E. Langston then rush out to get Ziggler. Ziggler escapes after throwing Big E over the top rope and he slides under the bottom rope.


A new episode of "Miz TV"! This time it consist of the cast of the upcoming series Total Divas which premieres Sunday July 28th on "E!". 


Damien Sandow will be on commentary for this next match.

Cody Rhodes def Fandango
This wasn't the bestt birthday present for Fandango when he was defeated by a persistent Cody Rhodes, when he outsmarted Damien Sandow who tried to interfere.
 

Triple H appears backstage with Brad Maddox and confront him about how he's underestimating Daniel Bryan too much. Stephanie McMahon then comes and says that she has an idea for him.
 

CM Punk comes out and reacts to what went down between him and Brock Lesnar last week when hhe viciously attacked Punk. He says that Lesnar's biggest weapon in his arsenal is fear and that he's not afraid of Lesnar. He then says that Paul Heyman will regret his decision (choosing to doulbe-cross him to be exact).  Punk then states that he wants Brock at Summerslam. Paul Heyman then shows up on the TitanTron. His appearance via satellite seemed to freak Punk out beyond belief. Heyman says he doesn't know whether to take him for a coward or a fool. Heyman then accepts on Brock's behalf, but says that Punk isn't the best- The best is The Beast.


Rob Van Dam will take on World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio on Smackdown.

Rob Van Dam def Wade Barrett
RVD defeats Wade Barrett.


Gauntlet Match: Daniel Bryan vs 3 WWE Superstars
Daniel Bryan defeats Jack Swagger with the "No!" Lock, but then he had to face his tag team partner, Antonio Cesaro.


This was honestly my favorite part of the match, when Cesaro took Bryan to the absolute limit! Daniel Bryan defeats Cesaro with a Roll-up to advance.


Bryan's 3rd opponent was revealed to Ryback, who was DQ'ed after he put Bryan through a table. John Cena then comes out for the save then challenges Ryback to a tables match next week. 

Backstage, Maddox sets up the tables match then another match at the request of Vince McMahon: Daniel Bryan to once again  "prove himself" against former tag team partner, Kane next week.