Impact Wrestling Results for January 9th, 2013

Dixie Carter shows up. She tells AJ Styles to come out and sign his one-night-only contract. Magnus vs AJ Styles will be no-disqualification tonight, as Dixie wants nothing to do with AJ and wants to see him bloodied and bruised. AJ says he plans on being undisputed champ tonight and says the locker room won't help Magnus, but Dixie retorts by saying the locker room won't help him either, saying she owns the TNA locker room. AJ Styles then finally tells Dixie Carter that she doesn't get wrestling. Magnus shows up and tells Dixie to leave the ring. She does. Magnus tells AJ his time is up. As he leaves, AJ signs the contract and tells Magnus that he didn't take any shortcuts to the title and that he's got another thing coming.

Dixie Carter has given instructions to Gail Kim and Lei'D Tapa...as well as The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Godderz)...

As Joseph Park and Eric Young take on the Bro Mans, Gail Kim and Lei'D Tapa attack ODB backstage and it's all on the TitanTron! Eric Young rushes backstage to help her!

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Godderz) beat Joseph Park and Eric Young. After the match, they detach a piece of guardrail, take it to the ring and slam Park into it.

Samoa Joe tells Dixie Carter that if she tries to screw over AJ Styles in the ring tonight, she'll have to go through him. Also, Joe has to take on Ethan Carter III tonight.

Sting shows up as Eric Young carries ODB out.

James Storm is in the ring. He calls out Gunnar, who shows up. Storm is ticked that he's thrown over for the TNA World title just like before with Beer Money, and wants one more match for the briefcase. Gunnar shakes on it. It's on at Genesis!

Ethan Carter III beats up Samoa Joe backstage.

Samoa Joe vs Ethan Carter III is thrown out after Rockstar Spud interferes. Both men injure Joe.

Jeremy Borash interviews Kurt Angle...who has an open challenge steel cage match tonight.

Gunnar and James are attacked with whiskey bottles to the head...and Sting finds Dixie Carter and confronts her. She doesn't care, and it shows.

Kurt Angle's opponent is almost Bobby Roode...but Roode sics Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) on Angle instead.

Kurt Angle beats Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) in a steel cage match.

Dixie Carter tells Bobby Roode he's in a cage match against Sting...and Dixie's got him covered.

Al Snow takes Kurt Angle to the airport for an emergency.

Bobby Roode beats Sting in a steel cage match after Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud interfere, with Spud handing Roode a baton to smack Sting with.

Mr. Anderson goes to a funeral home.

Mr. Anderson finds Bully Ray in the funeral home. Next week, they go at it. Also, Bully Ray puts something in the coffin for Mr. Anderson. When he takes it, Bully has disappeared, and Anderson is left carrying diapers in his hands. Bully Ray is apparently going after his wife and kids.

Dixie Carter puts Sting in the same situation she put AJ Styles in...does Sting stay in TNA or leave?

It takes three referees and a bunch of heels, but Magnus beats AJ Styles in a no-D match to become the new undisputed TNA World Heavyweight Champion!

Impact Wrestling Results for Dec. 5th, 2013

Kurt Angle shows up. He plans to make himself Hall of Fame materila. He calls out Magnus, who shows up. Angle asks him what happened concerning the eight-man tag last week, and Magnus tells him he tried to save it but couldn't. Angle asks him if he has the heart of a champion, and Magnus says he definitely does. After Angle tells Magnus he'll have to go through him to prove it, Bobby Roode shows up and says a killer instinct is also necessary...and that he plans to use that killer instinct against Jeff Hardy next. He then tells Magnus he will never be a world champion. Before Magnus can go after Roode, Jeff Hardy shows up and brings Roode back to earth, saying he'll have to go through him and his Creatures in order to progress.

Bobby Roode and Jeff Hardy go through a table at the same time in their Tables match.

Senior Official Earl Hebner decrees that the Tables match must continue. Jeff Hardy beats Bobby Roode in a Tables match.

Ethan Carter III says he's facing another TNA Legend tonight.

Dixie Carter finds out AJ Styles is giving the TNA title back.

Ethan Carter III's opponent is...Earl Hebner?!? Ethan insists this take place, and calls his special guest referee out: Brian Hebner, Earl's son, who is forced to officiate by Rockstar Spud. EC3 forces Earl to lay down, and Brian to both ring the bell and make the count. EC3 wins.

Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) plan to reveal the truth about Joseph Park.

Christy Hemme dates Samuel Shaw...who threatens to beat up a waiter if he looks at Christy as she heads to the restroom.

Dixie Carter is waiting on AJ Styles.

Bobby Roode is ticked he's out of the World Title tournament

Dixie Carter brings back "Feast or Fired!" The TNA world title, a shot at the world title, a shot at the X-Division title and a pink slip that fires whoever gets it are all up for grabs next week! 

Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) show up, and Joseph Park shows up soon afterwards. After some brief talk, Park rips up the manila folder in Kazarian's hand. We then see that their "proof" about Joseph Park has been delivered to some friends in the back, and we see it on the TitanTron: Daniels and Kazarian look for Park, Park and Park only to find out it closed 13 years ago. They then try to beat the truth out of Park when he refuses to reveal it. Eric Young chases them out, and challenges them to a tag team against him and Park next week.

Sting chats with Magnus.

Rockstar Spud is also waiting on the TNA world title...

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Goderz) beat James Storm and Gunner when Gunner puts his hands on the ref.

Sting meets Rockstar Spud, who wants him to leave.

Gail Kim is awaiting her next open challenge.

Chris Sabin plans to beat Austin Aries next week.

Gail Kim beats Laura Dennis, and attacks her after the match with help from Lei'D Tapa...but ODB shows up and cleans house!

Dixie Carter now has the package containing the TNA title!

Dixie Carter opens the package...

Magnus beats Kurt Angle in a Last Man Standing match after Bobby Roode attacks Kurt as the ref is down. After the match, Roode attacks Kurt, but Jeff Hardy comes after him. Not long after, Hardy and Magnus stare each other down.

Dixie Carter's package contains a fake TNA belt made out of paper...and AJ Styles shows up on camera to make a "paper champion" joke before daring Dixie to come to the trailer park and take the title off of him...personally!

Impact Wrestling Results for Nov. 29th, 2013

Feeling a little lazy on these this week. Guest contributor (as always): PrinceWatercress (@PrinceWatercres)


Dixie Carter shows up. She has a new Chief of Staff: Rockstar Spud. He's watching the roster carefully as he kissed up to Dixie. As for the World Title tournament, Kurt Angle vs. Magnus is a Last Man Standing match while Bobby Roode vs. Jeff Hardy is a Tables match. Also, tonight's winners get a turkey dinner while the losers get nothing. Dixie then introduces Ethan Carter III into the ring. Ethan calls his challenger for tonight his biggest to date, as he used to run roughshod over the the TNA roster.

Ethan Carter III's opponent? Curry Man!

Ethan Carter III beats Curry Man.

Kurt Angle thanks James Storm and Gunner for teaming with him...but Storm finds it hard to forgive Gunner.

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Godderz) and their new DJ Zema Ion meet Eric Young, ODB...and two turkey suits! They have to take on Norv Fernum and Dewey Barnes...and the losers wear the suits!

Lei'D Tapa beats Velvet Sky.

The Bro Mans beat Norv Fernum and Dewey Barners in record time in a Turkey Bowl match. Barnes and Fernum don the turkey suits and do the turkey dance...but they embrace it instead of feeling humiliated.

Dixie Carter sends a message to AJ Styles: you have one week to come back with the TNA World Heavyweight title...or else...

Bobby Roode has Chris Sabin, Christopher Daniels and Kazarian in his corner.

Rockstar Spud plans the turkey dinner.

Magnus is Kurt Angle's third partner. They know they have to face each other next week, but Magnus is helping Angle get his hands on Bobby Roode.

A mock funeral is held for Aces and Eights. Mr. Anderson pops out of the coffin to place in the coffin. He, Magnus, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, commentator Mike Tenay and Eric Young are involved. Bully Ray shows up and tells Anderson to sleep with one eye open after what happened last week.

Rockstar Spud is trying to get the turkey dinner done on time.

Team Roode (Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, Kazarian and Chris Sabin) beats Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Magnus, James Storm and Gunner) after Angle hits Roode with a steel chair that Roode introducted into the match.

Team Roode (Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, Kazaian and Chris Sabin) celebrates their victory.

James Storm and Gunner don't seem to be on the same page.

Dixie Carter and Ethan Carter III leave early. Dixie puts Rockstar Spud in charge of the turkey dinner.

Rockstar Spud brings out all of tonight's winner for the turkey dinner. Chris Sabin's girlfriend Velvet Sky is thrown out because she didn't win tonight. All the winners say what they're thankful for, then Kurt Angle crashes the party with some friends of his own. Food fight!