Impact Wrestling Results for Dec. 5th, 2013

Kurt Angle shows up. He plans to make himself Hall of Fame materila. He calls out Magnus, who shows up. Angle asks him what happened concerning the eight-man tag last week, and Magnus tells him he tried to save it but couldn't. Angle asks him if he has the heart of a champion, and Magnus says he definitely does. After Angle tells Magnus he'll have to go through him to prove it, Bobby Roode shows up and says a killer instinct is also necessary...and that he plans to use that killer instinct against Jeff Hardy next. He then tells Magnus he will never be a world champion. Before Magnus can go after Roode, Jeff Hardy shows up and brings Roode back to earth, saying he'll have to go through him and his Creatures in order to progress.

Bobby Roode and Jeff Hardy go through a table at the same time in their Tables match.

Senior Official Earl Hebner decrees that the Tables match must continue. Jeff Hardy beats Bobby Roode in a Tables match.

Ethan Carter III says he's facing another TNA Legend tonight.

Dixie Carter finds out AJ Styles is giving the TNA title back.

Ethan Carter III's opponent is...Earl Hebner?!? Ethan insists this take place, and calls his special guest referee out: Brian Hebner, Earl's son, who is forced to officiate by Rockstar Spud. EC3 forces Earl to lay down, and Brian to both ring the bell and make the count. EC3 wins.

Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) plan to reveal the truth about Joseph Park.

Christy Hemme dates Samuel Shaw...who threatens to beat up a waiter if he looks at Christy as she heads to the restroom.

Dixie Carter is waiting on AJ Styles.

Bobby Roode is ticked he's out of the World Title tournament

Dixie Carter brings back "Feast or Fired!" The TNA world title, a shot at the world title, a shot at the X-Division title and a pink slip that fires whoever gets it are all up for grabs next week! 

Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) show up, and Joseph Park shows up soon afterwards. After some brief talk, Park rips up the manila folder in Kazarian's hand. We then see that their "proof" about Joseph Park has been delivered to some friends in the back, and we see it on the TitanTron: Daniels and Kazarian look for Park, Park and Park only to find out it closed 13 years ago. They then try to beat the truth out of Park when he refuses to reveal it. Eric Young chases them out, and challenges them to a tag team against him and Park next week.

Sting chats with Magnus.

Rockstar Spud is also waiting on the TNA world title...

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Goderz) beat James Storm and Gunner when Gunner puts his hands on the ref.

Sting meets Rockstar Spud, who wants him to leave.

Gail Kim is awaiting her next open challenge.

Chris Sabin plans to beat Austin Aries next week.

Gail Kim beats Laura Dennis, and attacks her after the match with help from Lei'D Tapa...but ODB shows up and cleans house!

Dixie Carter now has the package containing the TNA title!

Dixie Carter opens the package...

Magnus beats Kurt Angle in a Last Man Standing match after Bobby Roode attacks Kurt as the ref is down. After the match, Roode attacks Kurt, but Jeff Hardy comes after him. Not long after, Hardy and Magnus stare each other down.

Dixie Carter's package contains a fake TNA belt made out of paper...and AJ Styles shows up on camera to make a "paper champion" joke before daring Dixie to come to the trailer park and take the title off of him...personally!

Impact Wrestling Results for August 22, 2013

Getting a little lazy on this one. Credit to PrinceWatercress in advance! :D

Bully Ray talks to his wife Brooke Hogan on the phone, then he and Tito Ortiz meet Mr. Anderson. Before they meet, Bully Ray says he has an announcement that will shock the world.



Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) and Bobby Roode show up. Roode congratulates Bully Ray for winning the TNA World title last week, then tells him he's made himself a target again. He and Bad Influence plan to take the title...and it appears they're already on their way. Roode then asks Austin Aries to join their ranks, but James Storm and Gunnar show up instead. Storm tells Bad Influence that Roode will eventually trick them. He then tells Roode that he's going to walk to the corner, take his shirt off, drink his beer, then punch him in the mouth. Storm stays true to his word as Roode badmouths him until Storm - predictably - punches Roode in the mouth. This starts a brawl, which then becomes an impromptu tag match in street clothes.
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Bobby Roode and Kazarian beat James Storm and Gunnar after Roode sneaks in a low blow on Storm behind the ref's back and rolls Storm up.

Austin Aries is deciding on whether to join Roode & Bad Influence or not....

X Division Champion Manik def Sonjay Dutt

Aces & Eights are ready for Main Event Mafia.

Austin Aries turns down the offer by attacking Daniels during the Street Fight which also included Joseph Park, Jay Bradley, and Hernandez.

The Mafia is still one short before their match tonight. It looks like they have a plan....

PrinceWatercres (Credit due): Bully Ray and Tito Ortiz show up, and Bully mocks the fans because he cheated them last week. He trash talks Chris Sabin, then Tito grabs the mike and says he's going to pound Rampage Jackson's head in. Bully then gets the mic back and calls out Brooke Hogan...but it's not Brooke Hogan we get. Instead, it's Brooke Tessmacher, and it's confirmed that she's Bully's newest girlfriend as well as the woman he's talked to on the phone all this time. Tessmacher then removes Bully's wedding ring with her mouth and spits it out. Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan are now officially done.

Gail Kim def ODB

Gail defeats ODB with a  roll-up.

Austin Aries brags about how good he tricked Bobby Roode earlier tonight.

PrinceWatercres (credit due): Before the Aces and Eights (Mr. Anderson, Devon, Wes Brisco, Garrett Bischoff, Knux) vs Main Event Mafia (Sting, Magnus, Samoa Joe, Rampage Jackson) battle, Mr. Anderson mocks the Mafia, as Bully Ray and Brooke Tessmacher watch from the top of the entrance ramp. Anderson wants one member of the Mafia to lay down, but Sting refuses on behalf of the group. All of a sudden, AJ Styles shows up. Halfway between the entrance ramp and the ring, his old music plays and he takes off the hoodie, signalling a return to the old AJ Styles, and he sides with Main Event Mafia.

The Main Event Mafia defeated Aces & Eights when Styles pinned Devon, signifying that he leaves TNA.

Impact Wrestling Results for August 1st, 2013- #August1stWarning man REVEALED...

Tazz is PISSED because he's banned from the building.

The man behind the #August1stWarning is going to be on Impact tonight!

Aries is in the ring. He sends out his personal congrats to Chris Sabin for winning the World title two weeks back. He then says that he's taking on AJ Styles tonight in a BFG Series main event. He says that everybody (and he does mean EVERYBODY) was waiting for this dream match and that they are lucky to see it. Bobby Roode then comes out and talks about how he's not on the board in the BFG series. Aries says that he hopes that he makes it to the  finals, so he can beat him again.

#BFGSeries match: Bobby Roode def Hernandez to earn 7 pts

Bobby Roode scores 7 points after hitting Hernandez with the beer bottle and pinning him for the win. He then loses it after the match, despite winning.

The Mafia's here!!!!

Backstage, Eric Young is with ODB as she prepares for her return to the ring. Joseph Park comes out and talks about wanting to learn some new moves. EY then reminds him of blackouts and says he has something to help him during the match.

World Champion Chris Sabin talks to T.J. Perkins aka Manik before the match.

A hummer appears, which probably contains the man behind the "August 1st Warning".

Eric Young gives Joseph Park head padding to wear during his match.

#BFGSeries match: Joseph Park def Jay Bradley to earn 7 points

Joseph Park def Jay Bradley to earn 7 pts after a fall-away slam. He now has -3 points in the series.

The Main Event Mafia has major plans for Aces & Eights!

Champion vs Champion: Chris Sabin def Manik

After a ultra-competitive match, Sabin defeats Manik only to be attacked by Bully Ray. Bully attacks Manik as well, but Sabin clears the ring of the Bully.

Tazz is still lashing out about not being ablr to get into the building. He then opens the door of the hummer limo and it revealed to be the same August 1st promo that kicked off the show.

Next week, Bad Influence members Christopher Daniels and Kazarian will face off again each other.

Gail Kim vs ODB ends in a double count-out

Despite the match ending in a double count-out, the veteran Knockouts still go at it. I'd like to see where this goes....

A.J. Styles describes the "dream match" as hogwash and he's determined to beat Aries tonight.

Bully Ray tells Mr. Anderson to take out the Main Event Mafia. Then he's met by Brooke Hogan, who says that his contract signing for his match at Hardcore Justice are some things that are not in his favor...

#BFGSeries match: Austin Aries def AJ Styles to earn 7 pts

Aries gets seven points, despite barely escaping what seemed to be a double pin.

The Main Event Mafia comes out. They have a offer that the Aces & Eights can't refuse. Mr. Anderson isn't taking it so seriously. The Mafia challenges them to a 5-on-5 match and whoever gets pinned must leave TNA for good! The two teams battle it out and it gets physically until the lights go out. The man behind the "August 1st Warning" was revealed to be UFC legend Tito Ortiz.