Showing posts with label Kurt Angle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kurt Angle. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Makin' an iMPACT - Impact Wrestling recap for March 8, 2016



Dixie Carter is in the ring, with the locker room surrounding the ring. Tonight is the last time we will see Kurt Angle wrestle in TNA as he squares off against Lashley tonight. She introduces Angle one last time, and says she'll never forget the time he made his TNA debut, as well as what he's done for the company. Drew Galloway thanks Angle not only for their recent match but for all that he's done for the TNA locker room. Kurt says he came here ten years ago to find himself, and says he has become a better person. After he thanks everyone for everything, Lashley shows up. He says that today will be a rough day, but also a great experience for everyone here, and is happy to have faced the man who got him into the business. After thanking Angle, he says the only sad thing is that Angle isn't ready to wrestle him, as an attempt to get into Angle's head.


Eric Young retains the TNA King of the Mountain Championship against Bram, Jimmy Havoc, Big Damo and Will Ospreay.

We look back at Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe at Genesis 2006.

Dixie Carter runs into Maria Kanellis, who tells her that "The Miracle" Mike Bennett is calling her out, and asks her to listen to what he has to say. She also wants a leadership position in the Knockouts division, and asks Dixie to get his assistant a call. Dixie tells Maria she saw what happened last week between her and Gail Kim, and that she believes in actions rather than words. Maria is not impressed as Dixie walks away.


Maria Kanellis and "The Miracle" Mike Bennett are in the ring. Bennett says TNA needs him now more than ever, and that Kurt Angle ducked and cheap-shotted him on his way out the door. He then says the miracle here is that he will be named the #1 contender to the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, and that he will go on to win the World title and save pro wrestling. When he calls out Dixie Carter, however, he gets Drew Galloway, who calls him out on his entitlement complex, and tells him to stop running his mouth like a little bitch and earn his title shot. Bennett then says that he carries around the Feast or Fired briefcase like it was handed to him, then tells Drew to get Dixie for him. Galloway turns around as if to do that, then turns around and punches Bennett in the face. After a short brawl, Bennett retreats.

We look back at the King of the Mountain match from Slammiversary 2007.

The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) thank Kurt Angle personally backstage. Angle thinks highly of The Wolves, and as he tells them to kick some ass tonight, he tells Davey Richards that he's passing the Ankle Lock Submission on to him and that he'll give him some pointers on how to use it later.


Gail Kim retains the TNA Knockouts Championship against Jade.


Ethan Carter III takes on Matt Hardy for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship for the third time next week. Matt Hardy doesn't like this, but he plans to take EC3 down for good.

Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) beat The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) in a fierce match to win the TNA Tag Team Championships for the fifth time! After the match, Davey Richards is helped to the back by officials.

We look back at the Kurt Angle Hall of Fame Tribute before Bound For Glory 2013.

Lashley confronts Drew Galloway backstage. He tells Drew that after Kurt Angle leaves, there will be a new top dog in town...and it won't be Drew Galloway.

We see some Twitter videos where TNA fans thank Kurt Angle for everything he's done for TNA.


Mike Bennett meets up with Kurt Angle backstage, saying he could have wrestled him instead of Lashley in his last match. Angle tells Bennett he'll wish he never comes back, and makes it clear he can tear him up if he does.

Grado shows up, saying he has proof that he was screwed out of his job. Eli Drake and Jessie Godderz show up, and says he'll bash Eli Drake in the head with his Feast or Fired backstage so much it'll knock some sense into him. Jessie says they'll put him out of his misery so the TNA audience won't have to deal with him anymore. They go on the attack, and when Mahabali Shera shows up to help Grado out, Eli Drake hits Shera in the back with the briefcase. When he re-focuses on Grado, however, he accidentally hits Jessie Godders with his Feast or Fired briefcase when Grado ducks. Grado grabs the briefcase and takes Eli Drake down, then runs off with it.

We see a video tribute package to Kurt Angle.

Lashley beats Kurt Angle in Angle's final TNA match. Lashley and Angle show respect after the match, then Lashley attacks Angle. Drew Galloway and Eddie Edwards confront Lashley only to get Speared. Ethan Carter III then shows up and stares Lashley down, and Lashley responds by leaving the ring with a look of malicious glee on his face.

Next week: TNA is live from Orlando, Florida! Jeff Hardy returns!


Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Making an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for March 1, 2016

Jeff Hardy congratulates Rockstar Spud for last week.

Kurt Angle beats Bobby Roode with the Ankle Lock Submission.

After the match, Bobby Roode says that there is no shame in losing to Kurt Angle, and thanks Kurt for everything he's done. "The Cowboy" James Storm shows up and thanks Angle as well, calling him a TNA legend and saying that their friendship has been priceless. The three of them have a toast, Angle with a half-gallon of milk and Roode and Storm with some wine. Angle says he wants to see Beer Money (Roode and Storm) take on The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards). The Wolves show up, and Davey Richards calls Kurt Angle the one constant in his life and career. As for The Wolves vs. Beer Money for the TNA World Tag Team Championships, he's all for it. Eddie Edwards tells Beer Money to keep the Feast or Fired Briefcase, because they'll lose. Storm, on the other hand, says that Beer Money will come out on top.

Matt Hardy shows up with Reby Sky and Tyrus. He says he came into the cage with one mission: beat Ethan Carter III. He then says he is done with EC3 and that he owns him. He then congratulates the man who helped him beat EC3 last night: Rockstar Spud. Spud shows up, clad completely in black and leather, says the audience would have sold out too if they lived in England their entire lives. He then turns on the fans for cheering for EC3, saying not one person stood up for him when he needed it most. Spud says he did the right thing: take from him what he's always wanted and craved, which is the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. After putting Matt and his family on a pedestal, he calls Matt the greatest TNA World Heavyweight Champion of all time, as well as the one the company needs and deserves. As Spud talks about how they "got rid of the cancer," EC3 shows up, clearing the ring and taking down both Matt Hardy. Spud tries to attack EC3 from behind, but runs when his attack has no effect. EC3 then challenges Spud to a fight tonight.


Gail Kim tells Maria from backstage that she had her chance to prove herself the miracle of women's wrestling and blew it...so now she's calling her out for a fight.

After Matt Hardy and Rockstar Spud blame Dixie Carter for everything that's happened as a result of her not firing Ethan Carter III, Dixie declares tonight's fight between Matt Hardy and EC3 unsanctioned.


We finally learn the identity of the man in white: Jimmy Havoc.

Abyss beats Jimmy Havoc in a no-disqualification Match.


Ethan Carter III gives Rockstar Spud credit for waiting a year to get revenge on him, but still says he is a coward. He says tonight will be a slaughter, and that it will not be merciful.

Gail Kim shows up and calls out Maria Kanellis, saying she showed her true colors when the crowd wanted to see her fight. She tells her to come on out. Maria shows up and says she's proud of the lesson she taught her: that she would be just like Gail if she got in the ring last week. She then says Gail wants to be like her, but Gail calls her "a crazy-ass bitch" and says she's nothing like her. Maria says Gail married a celebrity chef, then says she herself enjoys being a celebrity. Gail says the crowd wants to see her fight and chases Maria to the back, but Jade attacks Gail from behind and eventually hits her with the Knockouts Championship belt. She then tells Gail Kim that she's coming for what's hers.


Eric Young and Bram show up, and both men say that nobody can beat Eric. Eric Young challenges anyone who thinks he can beat him to come down to the ring, and the one to answer is UK indies sensation Big Damo.

Eric Young retains the TNA King of the Mountain Championship against Big Damo.

Drew Galloway tells "The Miracle" Mike Bennett that he will be the one needing the miracle as he will make him tap out.

"The Miracle" Mike Bennett beats Drew Galloway after Maria Kanellis puts Bennett's foot on the rope as Galloway has him in the Iron Maiden. This distracts Galloway, and Bennett rolls him up with a schoolboy for the win.



Matt Hardy tells Rockstar Spud to get ready for tonight's match and make Ethan Carter III "pay for his sins."

We hear from Grado, who says he can prove that he was screwed out of a job in TNA.

Next week: Kurt Angle vs. Lashley! Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) vs. The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards)!


Tyrus and Matt Hardy attack Ethan Carter III as he makes his way to the ring for the main event, but EC3 beats Tyrus up and locks Matt Hardy in a truck.

The non-sanctioned match between Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud ends with EC3 choking Spud out.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Making an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for February 9, 2016

Matt Hardy shows up with Reby Sky and Tyrus. He's here to bring good business to TNA, and bashes the fans. Tyrus says Ethan Carter III won't be here, as EC3 couldn't do anything without him and is nothing without him. After Reby Sky puts Matt Hardy on a pedestal, Matt Hardy says he did not break one single rule in the Last Man Standing match when he beat EC3 for the World Heavyweight Championship, then says Dixie Carter hasn't spoken word one to him. He refuses to leave the arena until Dixie speaks to him, and demands that she also fires EC3.



Dixie Carter arrives...

Lashley beats Bram after Eric Young accidentally hits Bram with the King of the Mountain title.


Reby Sky tells Matt Hardy that Dixie Carter is a pushover, while Tyrus says that Ethan Carter III won't show up, and if he does, security will toss him out.

Kurt Angle shows up. Angle admits that the fans make it difficult to say farewell, yet here he is. He thanks the fans for their support during the last ten years he's been in TNA, and as he mentions his match for tonight, Maria Kanellis shows up and says his emotion is manufactured, and that TNA needs "The Miracle" Michael Bennett. Bennet shows up and enters the ring with Maria. Bennett admits Angle has had one hell of a career, and says he idolized and studied him as a kid, in the hopes of one day beating him when he grew up. Angle tells him to step back, and says that everything Angle has done is nearly untouchable, but says he is the miracle he can do it. Angle tells Maria she's beautiful, but she's going to need a miracle, then beats up Bennett. He says he doesn't wrestle people who don't have respect, and says his opponent tonight does,



Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) enter the building. They approach a door with "Beer Money" on it. Inside is the Boozer Cruiser. Roode's plan tonight is to cash in their shot at the TNA World Tag Team Championships.



Trevor Lee retains the TNA X Division Championship after the distraction from Gregory Shame Helms.

Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) show up. They tell The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) to come on in and cash in the tag team titles, but instead they get The Decay (Rosemary, Abyss, Crazzy Steve). Rosemary says the tag titles are pretty, but everything pretty eventually rots and dies in their world. Roode knows he and Storm aren't going to get everything they want right now, but since they have a ref, they might as well have a fight. Roode and Storm charge the ramp and fight The Decay. This starts a match.

Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) vs. The Decay (Crazzy Steve and Abyss) ends when Abyss pulls the ref out of the ring after Beer Money hit the DWI on Crazzy Steve. Abyss then chokes the ref, and Beer Money take down The Decay. Rosemary, however, distracts Roode, allowing Crazzy Steve to hit a low blow on Roode and also hit Storm with one of the tag team titles. Abyss pulls out Janice from underneath the ring, and he and Abyss are about to finish them off when The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) rush in with steel chairs, forcing The Decay to back down and leave the ring. Richards then says that The Wolves want the tag team titles back, and offers them a shot at the tag team titles as part of their plan to do it. Abyss accepts on The Decay's behalf for next week...and it'll be a Monster's Ball match.



Reby Sky meets with Dixie Carter backstage, wanting to talk one-on-one. Reby admits that Matt Hardy is a proud man, and tells Dixie that she and Matt want what's best for their family.



The recently fired Grado shows up, jumping the barricade, entering the ring and getting on the mic, claiming that he was screwed out of his job in TNA and that he has proof. Eli Drake shows up with security guards. He sics them on Grado, and Grado gives chase. Eli Drake tries to get Grado from behind, but Grado gets away and makes a run for it backstage.

Drew Galloway says he plans to beat Kurt Angle where it all began for him in TNA...tonight..

Jade beats Madison Rayne thanks to a distraction by Rebel and Marti Bell. The Dollhouse (Jade, Rebel, Marti Bell) attack Madison Rayne after the match, but Gail Kim rushes in and fights them all off.



Billy Corgan is backstage when Grado shows up, telling him he's been screwed out of his job. Security gets Grado, then Eli Drake shows up, punches Grado in the face and tells security to get him out of here.



Drew Galloway beat Kurt Angle with the Crossface, after hitting him with three Claymores and making him bleed from his mouth.





Matt Hardy, Reby Sky and Tyrus are back in the ring. Matt Hardy demands Dixie Carter speak to him face-to-face. Dixie Carter shows up, and Matt Hardy blames Ethan Carter III for his own recent behavior, saying the injunction caused it all and that EC3 ruined business for TNA. He then demands Carter fire EC3 right now. When Matt Hardy goes into jerk mode, Rockstar Spud shows up, and while he agrees that Ethan Carter III did terrible things, he refuses to allow Hardy to treat Dixie Carter like dirt. Tyrus hits Spud with a cheap shot, then Matt Hardy goes back to being a jerk to Dixie, but EC3 shows up and takes down both Hardy's security and Tyrus before getting in the ring. Hardy retreats, then EC3 leaves.




Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Making an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for February 2, 2016

Earlier today, Ethan Carter III tells cameraman to meet him at an unspecified place at 4 PM for an interview.

Matt Hardy, Reby Sky and Tyrus appear to start the show. Matt says we won't get Jeff Hardy tonight, because Jeff made a big mistake last week. Reby says it didn't have to be this way, and believes that Jeff is just jealous that Matt won the World Heavyweight title. As Matt Hardy says that last week's actions were good for business for the Matt Hardy brand, Eric Young and Bram show up. EY takes pride in bringing immense pain to both Bobby Roode and Jeff Hardy, and praises Matt as world champ, but says the title goes through him. Kurt Angle shows up and says he's talked to TNA official concerning his next farewell tour match...and it's him vs Matt for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. A livid Matt Hardy tells Kurt Angle he will end his career if he keeps this up, but Angle says he can whup everyone in the ring right now if he has to. Suddenly, Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) show up, and they're in the mood for a fight, and declare that they will give a beatdown to Eric Young and Bram. This starts a brawl in which Crazzy Steve and Abyss show up in order to take advantage of the confusion, but The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) follow them into the ring and fight them off. Bobby Roode then declares that not only will Angle become the new TNA World Heavyweight Champion, but that Beer Money and The Wolves will take on Eric Young, Bram, Abyss and Crazzy Steve in a hardcore fight.





Drew Galloway says Feast or Fired was a big risk, but he now controls his own destiny. Tyrus shows up and tells him to set the briefcase down and walk away as it is a target on his chest. Drew tells him he has no plans of doing that, and Tyrus pretty much tells Drew that it's his funeral.

Lashley beats Aiden O'Shea despite the distraction provided by Raquel. After the match, Raquel heads into the ring and gets a microphone. She tells Lashley the same message as last time: she can bring him pain, or she can bring him pleasure.


Ethan Carter III says the world will hear it all tonight...

Maria Kanellis shows up and says that women's wrestling needs a leader to point it in the right direction. She decrees that the Knockouts Division is broken. Gail Kim shows up, and says she respect Maria, but Maria fancies herself a businesswoman and says she can make Gail mainstream. Gail Kim says she doesn't need her help, and to put her boots on if she wants to make but Maria calls her "part of the problem" and says that someone like Gail should be working for her. Gail wants none of this, and wants to fight her right now. Maria retreats.


Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) and The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) talk backstage. They almost come to blows over Beer Money's tag team title shot, but Roode reminds everyone to concentrate on tonight.

Eric Young, Bram and The Decay (Crazzy Steve and Abyss) beat The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) and Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) in a 4-on-4 "hardcore war."


Drew Galloway congratulates Kurt Angle on their match, and wishes him luck in his match tonight.

Drew Galloway vs. Tyrus ends when the lights go out and Maria Kanellis shows up to tell Galloway his miracle begins now. When the lights come back on, "The Miracle" Michael Bennett hits Galloway with his own Feast or Fired briefcase. He tells Galloway that he is the miracle TNA is and not Galloway.


Kurt Angle says he's had the time of his life in TNA. Lashley wishes him luck tonight.


Gregory Shane Helms shows up, but he is not dressed for the ring. He then tells Tigre Uno, who is already in the ring, that the match isn't against him, but against someone he has mentored: Trevor Lee.

Trevor Lee beats Tigre Uno to win the TNA X Division Championship!


The now-once-defeated Ethan Carter III says he suffered the worst beating of his life two weeks ago. He congratulates Matt Hardy for winning the World title from him, but mentions that he didn't do it alone and that he kept getting back up. EC3 then declares he will be taking a plan for the UK and that he is coming for Matt Hardy and the TNA World Heavyweight Championship.


Matt Hardy retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Kurt Angle with help from Reby Sky and Tyrus.




Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Wednesday Night iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for July 8, 2015

Ethan Carter III and Tyrus start the show. He announces that Dixie Carter has given him free reign to book tonight's show, and that he's making history by defending the TNA World title three times tonight . No sooner does he say this that Matt Hardy shows up to announce that he wants a piece of the World title picture, and challenges him to a match for the title. Ethan Carter III wants nothing to do with him, but Matt Hardy tells EC3 that he's still ready to beat his ass. Tyrus gets in Hardy's way, and EC3 pits Hardy in a 2-on-1 match against The Dirty Heels (Bobby Roode and Austin Aries). Ethan Carter guests on commentary for this match.

The Dirty Heels (Bobby Roode and Austin Aries) beat Matt Hardy in a 2-on-1 handicap match when Bobby Roode holds down one of Hardy's legs.


The Rising (Drew Galloway, Eli Drake, Micah) are in the ring as a unit one last time. They came to TNA to take down The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Homicide, Hernandez), but came up short. Galloway thanks Micah and Eli Drake for being at his side, and Micah and Drake return the favor. Galloway says wrestling's future is still bright, and that this isn't the end but only the beginning. Ethan Carter III makes fun of Galloway's plight, saying that he's booked him in a 3-on-3 match and Galloway doesn't have any tag team partners. His opponents are Abyss, Manik and Khoya of The Revolution.


Drew Galloway beats The Revolution (Abyss, Manik, Khoya) after miscommunication between Abyss and Khoya.



Mr. Anderson congratulates Ethan Carter III on his World title win, and asks for a title shot against him tonight. He doesn't get a title shot, but he does have a match with Bram tonight...and it's up next.

Mr. Anderson beats Bram by disqualification when Bram refuses to listen to the referee. He then takes Mr. Anderson's microphone, mocks him with it, hits him in the head with, then rips it off of the microphone cord as he continues to use it as weapon as officials try to get Bram off of Anderson.


Jessie Godderz beats Robbie E in a Street Fight after Jessie uses a chair to lock in an Adonis Crab that Robbie can't escape.



Lashley runs into Ethan Carter III backstage. Lashley isn't getting a title shot, either, but EC3 does put him in a match with Tyrus tonight.

Kurt Angle has a document in his hands...and says that Ethan Carter III's night is about to get a little more interesting.

We get another part of the Jeff Jarrett interview.


Ethan Carter III announces his first of three opponents that he is defending the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against is none other than Norv Fernum, whom he haven't seen in a while...and quickly beats him. His next opponent is Shark Boy...and EC3 quickly beats him. Before the third match can happen, Kurt Angle shows up with the document he had earlier, and states that the document is a legally binding contract that lets him have his World title rematch anytime he wants...and elects to have that rematch tonight. Lashley then shows up for his match with Tyrus.

Ethan Carter III guests on commentary for the next match.

Lashley beats Tyrus after heaving him up for an impressive Electric Chair before the Spear.



We get even more of the interview with Jeff Jarrett.

Before their match, Madison Rayne tells Velvet Sky that she looks like "the idiots in the crowd" and that she doesn't belong in a TNA ring. Not surprisingly, a stone-faced Velvet Sky kicks Madison in the gut.

Velvet Sky beats Madison Rayne.

The superstars of TNA came to Camp Boggy Creek in Eustis, Florida to perform a charity show and meet-and-greet for kids with chronic and life-threatening illnesses.

Kurt Angle beats Ethan Carter III by disqualification after EC3 knocks out referee Earl Hebrner, but EC3 still retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship.

Dixie Carter is here...

Ethan Carter III introduces his aunt Dixie Carter, who hasn't been on television in almost a year. After EC3 puts himself on a pedestal, Dixie Carter says that she's not the same woman who was put through a table by Bully Ray, that EC3 is the monster now, and that the company belongs to the people, signalling a face turn. She calls EC3's actions tonight an embarassment, and that he should use his skills and not his last name to keep the World title. Dixie says EC3 is right in saying TNA needs a leader, but it's not her...or Ethan...

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Wednesday Night iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for July 1, 2015

The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Low Ki, Hernandez) beat The Rising (Drew Galloway, Eli Drake, Micah), forcing The Rising to disband.


The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Hernandez) celebrate the dissolution of The Rising (Drew Galloway, Eli Drake, Micah) backstage.

Magnus is in the ring. He tells "The Cowboy" James Storm that his actions as of late have only made the bond between him and Mickie James stronger. Magnus introduces James back to the ring for the first time since Storm pushed her into the train tracks. As she sends a message to James Storm, Storm shows up along with Khoya. He says Mickie should thank him for not pushing her onto the train tracks any harder than he did, otherwise she would be in a wheelchair. He also says he tried to get her to join his Revolution just to prove to the world how easy it is to manipulate a woman. This gets Mickie James good and ticked off, and Mickie tells Storm to go find that one woman so that she and Magnus can tear them up.



The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) beat The Dirty Heels (Bobby Roode and Austin Aries) 2-1 at the last minute (both figuratively and literally) in a 30-minute Tag Team Iron Man Match to win the TNA World Tag Team Championships!


Taryn Terrell retains the TNA Knockouts Championship against Brooke and Awesome Kong thanks to Jade and Marti Bell. After the match, it is revealed that Gail Kim is coming back.


Mike Tenay sits down with Jeff and Karen Jarrett.


Ethan Carter III beats Kurt Angle to become the new TNA World Heavyweight Champion!

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Wednesday Night iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for June 24, 2015

Ethan Carter III tells Jeremy Borash that Kurt Angle's opponent tonight is a "TNA institution."

Kurt Angle enters the ring. He tells Ethan Carter III his run for the World title is coming to an end. He tells EC3 to bring out his mystery opponent right now, but only EC3 and Tyrus show up. After saying he will take the title from him in seven days, Angle tells him to shut up so he can get the match over with, but EC3 continue to talk about how he's beaten everyone TNA has put in front of him, but it only convinces Angle that EC3 is in love with himself, and Angle promises to end his undefeated streak next week and make him tap. Ethan Carter III is in the mood to fight after that, but it's all a tease as he brings out the opponent he's picked for Angle tonight...Matt Hardy.

Tigre Uno beats Low Ki and Grado to win the TNA X Division Championship! Tigre Uno tells Christy Hemme that this is the greatest night of his life.




Bram interrupts Jeremy Borash to say he's calling out another TNA legend tonight. After Bram leaves, a finger gloved hand touches JB's shoulder. JB looks at the man, who is not seen, and tells him "It's time."

Taryn Terrell yells at Jade and Marti Bell for their failure last week, then declares that at Slammiversary, it will be the three of them versus Brooke and Awesome Kong in a 3-on-2 match.

Velvet Sky beats Angelina Love and earns the right to return to TNA full-time.


The Dirty Heels (Austin Aries and Bobby Roode) aren't happy with the Full Metal Mayhem stipulation, but they're still certain they can use the lack of rules to stay in the series and break The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) in half.

Who will bring balance in a world on the razor's edge? Play time is over...

MVP is back. The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Low Ki, Kenny King, Homicide) may have lost to The Rising (Drew Galloway, Eli Drake, Micah), but they're back up and they're not done yet.

The Dirty Heels (Austin Aries and Bobby Roode) beat The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) in a Full Metal Mayhem match to tie the Best of Five Series up at two wins each.



Jeremy Borash interviews Matt Hardy when Ethan Carter III shows up. Matt Hardy shuts him up when

Jeff Jarrett and his wife Karen suddenly show up, much to the surprise of Josh Mathews and D'Angelo Dinero. Jeff is wearing a Global Force Wrestling T-shirt. A week ago, he was promoting a GFW show when TNA contacted him with a proposal. That proposal is a match, and not just any match. It's a King of the Mountain Match, and it's at Slammiversary this Sunday. Jarrett rattles off the names of wrestlers who became TNA legends, then hands the mike to Karen so she can air her reaction. She was against this at first, but she supported Jeff, who she says didn't leave TNA the way he wanted to go out. Jarrett says he's in the match Sunday, and says he's going to come out on top in TNA one last time.




Bram's opponent is none other than Vader.

Vader beats Bram by disqualification when Bram hits him with the steel turnbuckle. Bram continues to attack him when he is attacked by none other than "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan, who hasn't been seen in TNA in almost two years.


Eric Young beats Chris Melendez.


The Rising (Drew Galloway, Eli Drake, Micah) and The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Low Ki) are brawling in the ring as soon as we come back from commercials, and the BDC bring out a new secret weapon: Hernandez, who also hasn't been in TNA for a while.


Kurt Angle beats Matt Hardy with the Ankle Lock Submission. After the match, Ethan Carter III and Tyrus show up, and Matt Hardy fights them both off long enough so that Angle can fight back and put EC3 in the Ankle Lock Submission to end the show.


After the show, it is revealed that the contract signing segment involving "The Cowboy" James Storm and Magnus was not shown on television because their match is that personal. Their match is non-sanctioned, which means anything goes, the referee is only there to call the bell, and that nobody can be held liable for what happens.

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Destination X - The Results

Ethan Carter III shows up to start the show by starting a sitdown strike, but Kurt Angle stops it, saying everyone is here to see wrestling and not him "being a whiny bitch." Angle dares EC3 to fight him, saying he'd snap his ankle in two. Rockstar Spud shows up as Ethan Carter III leaves, and the TNA World Heavyweight Championship match begins.

Kurt Angle retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Rockstar Spud with the Ankle Lock Submission. After the match, Angle raises Spud's arm, but Austin Aries can be seen at the top of the entrance ramp with his Feast or Fired briefcase.


Taryn Terrell says that if Awesome Kong wants a shot at the Knockouts title, she has to wear a pink slip and take part in a lingerie pillow fight.

Low Ki beats Manik and Crazzy Steve to continue to the X Division Championship match.




Grado's been getting ready for the X Division title match. Well, he's trying, anyway.

Tigre Uno beats Mandrews and DJ Z to continue to the X Division Championship match. After the match, Jessie Godders shows up and attacks DJ Z.




Awesome Kong shows up for the Knockouts title match without the pink slip, and fights off Jade and Marti Bell. When Taryn Terrell orders Christy Hemme to declare her the winner, Brooke shows up and says the lingerie match is a new low, even for her. After some talk, Brooke finally get her hands on Taryn Terrell and disrobes her, forcing Taryn to retreat to the back. Brooke tells Taryn that the next time they meet, she's taking the Knockouts title.

Bobby Roode tells Austin Aries that he has his back tonight. Of course, he wants the first shot at the TNA World title if he wins.

As Grado strips down to weigh himself for the match, he learns from ref Steve Stiffler and Jeremy Borash that it's about no limits, not weight limits.

Grado beats Kenny King and Cruz to continue to the X Division Championship match.

Bram just clocked a cameraman, and he has intentions of clocking somebody in the ring soon.

Bram is in the ring. He's not a big fan of the past or history in general, and calls out any past TNA superstar that happens to be in the back. Crimson responds to Bram's open challenge.

Bram beats Crimson after biting his hand prior to The Brighter Side of Suffering.

Angle is impressed with Spud's attempt to beat him, and now he has to face Austin Aries. He guarantees he'll retain the World title as much as he guarantees this will be match of the year.

EC3 says he's the true #1 contender, and tells Angle that when he throws the first punch, he won't get up.

Kurt Angle retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Austin Aries with the Ankle Lock Submission. After the match, Angle is attacked from behind by Ethan Carter III.

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Wednesday Night iMPACT - Impact Wrestling recap for June 3rd, 2015

Ethan Carter III shows up with Tyrus and two young ladies to a barbershop quintet singing his theme song. They all celebrate EC3 being #1 on the Impact Top Five. After teasing everyone with the prospect of Tyrus dancing, EC3 states that the World title is his only conquest left, and he calls out Kurt Angle in order to “commemorate his final days as champion.” Kurt Angle shows up, and tells him he’s not exactly #1 contender. Next week is Destination X, and though Angle is waiting for the day to shut him up, it might be Rockstar Spud as he just might cash in the X Division title for a shot at him. EC3 says he knows Spud, and says he’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. As EC3 leaves, so does the barbershop quintet, but the bass vocalist gets an Angle Slam.




Lashley beats Eric Young in his first match since returning from injury, thanks to the distraction from Chris Melendez. After the match, Chris Melendez goes after EY, and Lashley has to hold him back.


It’s decision time for Rockstar Spud. Keep the X Division title? Or cash it in for a shot at the World title? Spud doesn’t know what to do…

After talking about her recent match with Gail Kim to Jade and Marti Bell, Taryn Terrell gives Awesome Kong a shot at the Knockouts title. She tells Jade and Mari Bell that they’re playing alone and to “go get their victim.”

Chris Melendez tells Eric Young he’s taken him to the danger zone…and he wants a fight.

Austin Aries sits down with Rockstar Spud, telling him to give it some thought before making his decision.

Brooke beats Jade after Brooke tricks Jade into accidentally kicking Marti Bell right in the face.


Jeremy Borash interviews Ethan Carter III, who says Rockstar Spud deserve to be a champion, but only an X Division Champion. He then gets a very important phone call…

Jade and Marti attack Rebel for celebrating with Brooke backstage after Brooke’s win.


The Rising (Drew Galloway, Micah, Eli Drake) beat The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Low Ki).


Ethan Carter III has just had a telephone conversation that will change Rockstar Spud’s life forever…

Mickie James runs into “The Cowboy” James Storm in Nashville.

Jeremy Borash interviews Rockstar Spud in the ring. As he decides, Kurt Angle shows up and tells Spud that while he respects him, he needs to know what he’s up against. Before Spud can make a decision, Ethan Carter III and Tyrus show up. Ethan Carter III has gotten off the phone with Dixie Carter, and he offers Spud a lifetime contract as Chief of Staff if he keeps the X Division title and lets him get the shot at Angle. Ethan Carter III has none of it, and tells him to stick it all up his arse as he refuses to throw the last fourteen years of his career away. He cashes in the X Division title before EC3 shoves him into the corner and retreats. Angle grabs a microphone and challenges EC3 and Tyrus to a tag match tonight against him and Spud.


Bobby Roode and Austin Aries talk backstage. They’re 0-2, and they need to go big or go home. Aries hands Bobby Roode a gray T-shirt.

Storm and Mickie talk in Nashville. It becomes apparent that this isn’t a meeting with music executives, as Storm asks Mickie to join The Revolution. Mickie is officially creeped out, refuses and leaves. Storm stops Mickie and tells her he respects her decision, but as he hugs her, he grimaces.

The Dirty Heels (Bobby Roode and Austin Aries) beat The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) with a low blow and a chair shot behind the referee’s back to go 1-2 in the Best of Five series.


“The Cowboy” James Storm pushes Mickie down into the nearby train tracks in Nashville, and tells Magnus through her cellphone that “she’s not coming home for dinner.”


Madison Rayne is in the ring. She complains that unless you’re either a member of The Dollhouse (Taryn Terrell, Jade, Marti Bell) or Gail Kim, you get nothing in TNA. She also mentions Velvet Sky’s actions from last week and says that if she gets enough attention, she’ll show up. Sure enough, Velvet Sky shows up and is allowed over the security barricade. Madison tells Velvet what her place is by slapping her, but Velvet breaks her in half with a Spear before hitting a Stunner. After this, Angelina Love shows up again, and Velvet Sky fights off Love’s personal security one more only to get cuffed and hauled off a second time…but not before Love attacks Velvet. After Velvet is hauled off, two real security guards show up and cuff Angelina Love for attacking a fan, and this time her personal security can’t help her as she too is hauled off.


Rockstar Spud and Kurt Angle beat Ethan Carter III and Tyrus. After the match, Austin Aries shows up and admires Spud’s decision yet questions his decision making, before announcing that he will cash in his Feast or Fired briefcase for the World Heavyweight Championship next week on the winner of Rockstar Spud vs. Kurt Angle for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Ethan Carter III is ticked off, still insisting he’s #1.


Friday, May 15, 2015

Making an iMPACT - Impact Wrestling recap for May 15th, 2015

Kurt Angle shows up with Chris Melendez. After singing Melendez' praises, Angle asks him to team up with him tonight, which he does. Angle then calls out The Rising (Drew Galloway, Micah, Eli Drake), and they show up. Angle thanks them for fighting off The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Low Ki), but Galloway says not to worry about it as they're riding together and because he's "Kurt Freakin' Angle." Galloway then tells Angle that one day he'll face Angle for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, and Angle responds by saying he never backs down from a challenge. Eric Young shows up and says he will never quit until he takes the World title from Angle, but Angle responds by telling EY to shut up, as he hung out with cancer and the cancer nipped him in the ass. Eric Young tells Angle he's hanging with losers and says he only cares about his team: The Beat Down Clan, who attack Angle's team from behind. All of a sudden, someone else comes out to even the odds: Lashley, who breaks Eric Young in half with a Spear before Angle confirms Lashley as the final member of his team.

The Dollhouse (Jade and Marti Bell) beat Rebel and Brooke. After the match, Taryn Terrell says she has some juicy gossip concerning Gail Kim's family.

Eric Young tells The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Low Ki) he's got a guy lined up in case Homicide doesn't show up.

Ethan Carter III shows up with Tyrus. He wants answers as to why he's not #1 on the Impact Top 5 when he won last week and Eric Young last. Enter Mr. Anderson, who shows up with a steel chair and challenges Tyrus to a match as he and EC3, with the stipulation that if he beats Tyrus, he gets EC3. EC3 rejects the challenge, but Anderson asks Tyrus if he's going to continue being EC3's bitch while calling him one. Tyrus tells EC3 to get him a referee and charges into the ring.

Mr. Anderson beats Tyrus. Ethan Carter III, who is at the top of the ramp after being banned from ringside, is in shock.



We see a preview of BBQ Pitmasters on Destination America.

Magnus shows up. He says that James Storm deserves a hundred guitar shots to the head like the one he got last week, and says Storm is full of crap. He calls Storm out so he can finish the job, but he gets Abyss instead. Abyss wants revenge for the guitar shot to Storm's head, and both Abyss and Magnus brawl. The props for BBQ Pitmasters gets used in the ensuing brawl, but when Manik and Khoya show up, the numbers game finally catches up with Magnus.


The Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) beat The Dirty Heels (Bobby Roode and Austin Aries) to win the first round in their Best of Five series.

Drew Galloway tells Micah he's in the match while Eli Blake will have to sit this one out as they meet up with the rest of Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Lashley, Chris Melendez).

Taryn Terrell has met up with Gail Kim's step-daughters...and has a little number ready for her husband Robert...

The Dollhouse (Jade, Marti Bell, Taryn Terrell) show up. After talking about spending time with Gail Kim's step-daughters, Tarn Terrell disrobes to reveal she's wearing some of Gail Kim's lingerie. Gail Kim shows up, angered that Taryn has brought her family into this, and when Marti Bell talks back to Gail, Gail tells her to shut up. Taryn soon mentions Robert again, and this sends Gail Kim over the edge, causing her to go on a ring-clearing warpath.


Robbie E beats Jessie Godders...three times. Each time, Jessie asks for a rematch, but Robbie E wins with a quick pin. After the third win, Jessie snaps and beats the tar out of Robbie.

Both Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Chris Melendez, Drew Galloway, Micah, Lashley) and Team Young (Eric Young, MVP, Low Ki, Kenny King) convene one last time before the main event...but who is the fifth man for Team Young?

Bram is revealed to be the fifth man for Team Young (Eric Young, MVP, Low Ki, Kenny King).

Team Young (Eric Young, MVP, Kenny King, Low Ki, Bram) beats Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Lashley, Drew Galloway, Micah, Chris Melendez) in a Hardcore War. After the match, Eric Young rips off Chris Melendez' prosthetic leg and attacks Kurt Angle with it.

Friday, May 8, 2015

Making an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for May 8, 2015

Eric Young is in the ring demanding who the special guest referee for his World title match against Kurt Angle is, and says he will be World champ one way or another. Out of nowhere, Bully Ray shows up, and says it's him.


The shows starts with Ethan Carter III entering to the ring with Tyrus, saying he's doing this for the fans and that he plans to beat Anderson as a gentlemen's champion of arm wrestling.. Mr. Anderson shows up, tells EC3 to shut up, then reveals that his Falls Count Anywhere stipulation beat Ethan's Arm Wrestling stip 85% to 15%.

Ethan Carter III beats Mr. Anderson in a Falls Count Anywhere match.


Kurt Angle asks Bully Ray if he's going to call the match down the middle. Bully Ray replies "Do you know who I am?"

Gail Kim talks to Awesome Kong in the back. She wants to know if they're on the same page tonight. Kong walks away.

The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Low Ki) show up in masks. MVP says Homicide can't be here tonight because he's been injured and needs shoulder surgery, and blames it on The Rising (Drew Galloway, Eli Drake, Micah). He then tries to make the BDC look like the good guys to no avail as they call out The Rising. They show up, say that anybody could have jumped Homicide, then shifts the blame onto Kenny King. MVP isn't down with this, and says that he doesn't care about the fans; only the money and the power. MVP challenges Galloway to a match, and he's all too eager to oblige.

Drew Galloway beats MVP. After the match, Galloway is attacked with a steel chair by Eric Young, and Kenny King and Low Ki attack Micah and Eli Drake.


James Storm has a gift for Mickie James...

James Storm shows up in the ring with a gift-wrapped box. He then introduces Mickie James to the ring. After calling Mickie an amazing wrestler, mother and friend, Mickie gets a chance to open the present, and inside is a guitar. Storm and Mickie take a selfie, then Magnus shows up. Storm has a gift for him: a helmet signifying the Brutus Magnus gimmick. Magnus and Mickie leave, but Storm has a gift for their son: a doll for when he goes to sleep at night. This gets Magnus' goat, and he gets back in the ring and smacks the guitar right into Storm's head. Mickie and Magnus leave, and as Storm gets back up, he is smiling, revealing that this is part of Storm's dark plans.


Gail Kim confronts Taryn Terrell in public, and almost makes a scene.

Eric Young asks MVP, Kenny King and Low Ki for their help to take the World title from Kurt Angle.

The Dollhouse (Taryn Terrell, Marti Bell, Jade) beat Gail Kim and Awesome Kong. After the match, Gail and Kong lay out Marti Bell.



Matt Hardy sits backstage with the TNA World Tag Team Championships.

Mickie James is at odds with Magnus over what he did to James Storm earlier.

Jeremy Borash interviews Matt Hardy in the ring. Jeff Hardy may be injured from a motorbike accident, but he and Jeff are the best tag team in the world. He then vacates the TNA World Tag Team Championships, then says it's time to go home and figure out what's next. As he leaves, The Dirty Heels (Bobby Roode and Austin Aries) show up. Aries hasn't forgotten Eric Young, and will get his revenge after tonight. He then focuses on the tag team titles, saying that he and Roode have won it before and they're two of the best on the planet. Roode agrees, Davey Richards shows up, saying they should be on the waists of the best in the world, and the best are the Wolves. He then reveals that his tag team partner, Eddie Edwards, is back. Edwards shows up and says he's medically cleared. After proclaiming The Wolves (Richards, Edwards) are the best, he then challenges The Dirty Heels to a Best of Five series for the titles. The Dirty Heels accept.



Angelina Love is in the ring, and all she cares about is herself. As she talks, Velvet Sky suddenly returns with colored streaks in her hair and a more rugged look. Angelina tries to suck up to Velvet, but it doesn't work. Angelina then snaps and says to a stone-faced Velvet that she made her, and without her, she's nothing. Velvet snaps and attacks Angelina.


Bully Ray tells Eric Young he's playing the World title match really loose, and that he's going to let him and Kurt Angle tear each other apart.

Despite interference from The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Low Ki) and Chris Melendez and The Rising (Drew Galloway, Micah, Eli Drake), Kurt Angle retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Eric Young.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Making an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for April 10, 2015

All results courtesy of Prince Watercress!

Kurt Angle opens the show. As he speaks, Lashley shows up. Lashley wants another shot at Kurt Angle's TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Eric Young wants a title shot as he's #1 on the Impact Top Five, but Lashley tells him to get in the back of the line. This starts a brawl between EY and Lashley, and EY dodges Lashley's Spear, causing Lashley to tackle Kurt Angle instead.

After the break, Kurt Angle says he'll fight Lashley and Eric Young at the same time.

Awesome Kong beats Gail Kim to become #1 contender for the TNA Knockouts Championship.


Mickie James thanks "The Cowboy" James Storm for helping Magnus last week. After Mickie leaves, Manik questions Storm, and Storm tells him not to question him before telling him to round up the rest of the Revolution.

"The Cowboy" James Storm is in the ring with The Revolution (Manik, Abyss, Khoya). The Great Sanada is gone, having been cut down to size by Storm for failing him one too many times. He then puts all three of them in a match against each other to see who will go for the tag team gold again with him next week. When Storm gets a referee in the ring, he tells him the only rule is that there has to be a winner.

Khoya beats Manik and Abyss to join "The Cowboy" James Storm next week.





Mike Tenay interviews Low Ki.

Drew Galloway shows up with the other members of the Rising. He thanks the fans for everything so far, and says he brought them here because he can't beat The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Low Ki, Kenny King) by themselves. The other two members of The Rising introduce themselves: Myka - the son of Haku - and Eli Drake. Drew then states The Rising is ready to give The Beat Down Clan a war. The BDC show up. After MVP says The Rising will go down tonight, both teams brawl.



After the break, Drew Galloway asks for a referee to start a six-man tag team match and gets one.

The Rising (Drew Galloway, Eli Drake and Myka) vs. The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King and Low Ki) ends with a sneak attack from a man who is revealed to be Homicide, who is back in TNA and on the side of the BDC. He attacks The Rising from behind while they have the match won.



Kurt Angle is attacked by Eric Young backstage.

Kurt Angle is checked on by a trainer after the break, and Angle insists on wrestling his match tonight.

Davey Richards beats DJ Z.



We see a vignette for The Dollhouse, Jade (aka Mia Yim) and Marti Bell.



The Hardys (Jeff and Matt Hardy) show up. They plan to become the next TNA World Tag Team Champions. Ethan Carter III and Tyrus show up, and EC3 says he now plans to become a tag team champ to get a title. He says his tag team partner for tonight is...Bram. Bram shows up and says he's in a real bad news, and says he hates EC3 the least. Then Mr. Anderson shows up and throws his hat in the ring along with Rockstar Spud. Austin Aries shows up to round it out by announcing that he's leaving the Feast or Fired World Heavyweight Championship briefcase and going for the tag team titles with Bobby Roode.



Kurt Angle retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Lashley and Eric Young. After the match, Eric Young brutally attacks Lashley.



Friday, April 3, 2015

Making an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for April 3, 2015

Results courtesy of Prince Watercress!

Eric Young shows up. He says he will make sure that Bobby Roode never gets another shot at the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Bobby Roode shows up and says he will do whatever it takes to make sure he doesn't hound him again. Eric Young makes the match a submission match, and Bobby Roode accepts the challenge. The match happens right now.

Thanks to the referee going down before the end of the match, Eric Young beats Bobby Roode in a submission match.



The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) show up, with Edwards on crutches after recently injuring his heel. Edwards reminds the crowd of the dangers of their profession, then says he has fractured his heel and that he'll be out for a long time, leaving the Wolves unable to defend the TNA World Tag Team Championships. Richards says that without Edwards and the Wolves Nation, there is no Wolves, and relinquish the titles. Richards then says the Wolves will eventually be back, and be back for the tag team titles.



Angelina Love brags about her skills before her match with Gail Kim, and says that she's free of her constraints from the past year before getting a cheap shot on Gail.

Gail Kim beats Angelina Love.



The cast of Ghost Asylum run into The Revolution ("The Cowboy" James Storm, Khoya, Abyss) while hunting for ghosts. Turns out their barn is apparently haunted by ghost, and they go in. As they go inside, The Revolution laugh, saying there really isn't a ghost.

Magnus beats Bram in a Falls Count Anywhere match. In what is perhaps the most surprising moment in TNA so far this year, "The Cowboy" James Storm stops Bram from hitting Mickie James - who shows up mid-match to motivate Magnus - with a steel chair.





After the match, Magnus meets "The Cowboy" James Storm, who tells him that he was looking out for an old friend before walking away.

Kurt Angle retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Lashley.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Making an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for March 20, 2015

The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) retain the TNA World Tag Team Championships against The Revolution (The Great Sanada and Manik) and The Bro Mans (Jessie Godders and DJ Z).




Austin Aries shows up. He's been out of action for a little while and without his World title shot briefcase thanks to The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Samoa Joe, Kenny King, Low Ki). He calls them out, and Samoa Joe and Low Ki show up. Aries has an idea: a match for the briefcase...and the X Division title that the BDC also stole from him. Low Ki sics Samoa Joe on him, and he tells Aries he'll have to go through Joe first.

Austin Aries beats Samoa Joe by disqualification after interference by Low Ki. After the match, Joe and Low Ki try to attack Austin Aries with his briefcase, but Austin Aries gets Low Ki to whack Joe with it by mistake and attacks Low Ki, getting his World title shot briefcase back. As he leaves, Rockstar Spud enters with his X Division title shot briefcase and cashes it in, picking the bones and winning the TNA X Division Championship from Low Ki. Spud then has to run back to the back so Low Ki and Samoa Joe don't beat him up.






Magnus and Bram brawl backstage...and the brawl heads to the ring, where officials have a handful trying to separate them. Mickie James shows up and also gets in some shots on Bram, then Magnus power bombs Bram into the entrance ramp as the latter tries to crawl back to the backstage area.



Taryn Terrell retains the TNA Knockouts Championship against Gail Kim and Awesome Kong in a three-way dance.



"The Cowboy" James Storm has dangerous plans in mind for Matt Hardy...

Kurt Angle knows what he's up against in Lashley, but he's up to the challenge tonight.

"The Cowboy" James Storm beats Matt Hardy in a no-disqualification match thanks to assistance from the rest of The Revolution (The Great Sanada, Manik, Abyss, Khoya). After the match, Storm knocks out Matt Hardy with the cowbell.


Kurt Angle beats Lashley with an Ankle Lock Submission to become the new TNA World Heavyweight Champion!


Friday, March 6, 2015

Making an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling recap for March 6, 2015

The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Samoa Joe, Kenny King, Low Ki) show up. Kenny King calls out Drew Galloway, stating that the BDC wants to rip him apart. MVP gives Drew an opportunity to explain himself in the ring and apologize. Galloway shows up in the crowd and gives them a voice, telling the BDC that they are screwing him him and the fans. King gives Galloway two choices - give up or get destroyed. Galloway says he's here to fight, and tells MVP to bring the boys to the back so he can fight him one-on-one. Kenny King steps up, telling the rest of the guys to leave so he can do this solo.



Drew Galloway beats Kenny King, then escapes the wrath of the rest of the Beat Down Clan (MVP, Samoa Joe, Low Ki).


Bobby Roode shows up. He's still standing after what Eric Young has done to him, and plans to be #1 contender for the World title. Kurt Angle shows up and says he's the one that will be beating Lashley. Angle says they don't have to wait to fight tonight, and as Angle approaches the ring, Eric Young attacks Bobby Roode only to be knocked out of the ring shortly after Angle pulls him off of Roode.

James Storm talks to Bram outside, trying to enlist him into the Revolution...and it seems they have a few things in common...

Bram hits the DDT that is now known as The Brighter Side of Suffering to beat Matt Hardy. After the match, Bram pulls out a metal turnbuckle from underneath the ring and is about to attack Matt Hardy with it when Magnus makes a surprise return, giving Bram a beatdown and telling him he's going to give him the beating his dad should have given him a long time ago.





Rockstar Spud tells Mr. Anderson that he's going to end this feud with Ethan Carter III tonight.

Rockstar Spud says the last few months have been the worst of his life, and thanks the fans for getting him through them. He then calls out Ethan Carter III, telling him to come alone. EC3 shows up, and Spud tells him he wants a one-on-one fight. EC3 accepts, on the condition that he gets to shave Spud's head if Spud loses. Spud says that's fine, but then makes it a Hair vs. Hair match, and Spud gets to cut EC3's hair if EC3 loses. EC3 accepts the challenge, but tells him that in this world, "the bad guys win." Spud reminds EC3 of when he told him he was fierce and that he was a lion and a gazelle, admitting he is none of those things and that he is, in fact, a man, before telling him he's going to shave his head bald.



Taryn Terrell beats Awesome Kong by disqualification and retains the TNA Knockouts Championship after Kong puts her hand on referee Earl Hebner. After the match, Kong tries to destroy Terrell, but Gail makes the save and Kong takes out her aggression on her instead.



Thanks to the help of Matt Hardy, The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) beat The Revolution ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Abyss) to become TNA Tag Team Champions!



Kurt Angle beats Eric Young and Bobby Roode after Eric Young hits Roode with a steel chair as the ref is down. Angle shows respect to Roode after the match, then Lashley shows up and stares down with Angle to end the show.


Friday, February 27, 2015

Making an iMPACT - Impact Wrestling Recap for February 27, 2015

Kurt Angle shows up to start the show and immediately calls out Lashley...and Lashley immediately shows up. Angle tells him to respect the World title, and says that he'll leave him high and dry when he faces MVP tonight. After Angle leaves, the Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Samoa Joe, Low Ki) show up. Samoa Joe tells Lashley he sold them out, and owes his success to them. Joe then says that MVP will take the world title tonight. MVP reminds Lashley that he's a man alone, and that nobody will help him when he takes the title back to the BDC.


Mr. Anderson & Rockstar Spud beats Ethan Carter III & Tyrus.


EC3 is outraged for his loss to Spud & Anderson and plans to cut Spud's hair tonight.

Knockouts Champion Taryn Terrell makes her intentions clear to Awesome Kong that she will defend her title against her at anytime. Gail Kim comes out and says that she and everyone respects her, but she does not think Taryn knows what she's getting herself into by facing Awesome Kong. Taryn says that she is a fighter and a champion and that she needs to fight Kong. The lights go out, and Awesome Kong appears. Taryn gets the upperhand , but Kong's power proves to be too much, as she lays Taryn out with the Implant Buster.


The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Samoa Joe, Low Ki) formulate a gameplan to take back the World title.

Austin Aries is keeping his eyes on the main event...and he just might cash in tonight...


Robbie E. & Angelina Love beats Chris Melendez & Brooke.


EC3 is in a room alone with Rockstar Spud... with hair clippers.

Mr. Anderson runs through the hall to prevent EC3 from cutting Rockstar Spud's hair and lays him out. Tyrus comes in to get EC3.

Gunner chats with Kurt Angle, who is still not going to help Lashley. Gunner says the title is at stake... and slaps him to give him some motivation.

Austin Aries shows up. He says all eyes will be on the main event..and so will his. He teases cashing in the Feast or Fired briefcase tonight, but Samoa Joe shows up. He threatens to snap his fingers and have the rest of the Beat Down Clan (MVP, Low Ki, Kenny King) beat him up. Aries says that Joe has changed into a sell-out and MVP's lap dog, and isn't the same fearless Samoa Joe who could tear the whole house down in a 30-minute match with him. Joe threatens to snap Aries' neck, and Aries responds by fighting him.

Austin Aries beats Samoa Joe with the 450 Splash when an interference by Kenny King backfires. The Beat Down Clan (Samoa Joe, Kenny King, Low Ki) attack Aries and puts him through a table! Low Ki takes briefcase from a battered Aries.


Lashley says that if MVP wants to be the champion, he will have to beat him for it. As for Kurt Angle, Lashley does not need his help.

MVP congratulates Eric Young for putting Bobby Roode in the hospital. EY says it feels good after gaining fifteen years of retribution. MVP urges EY to get revenge on Lashley for putting him on the hospital in the No DQ title match later on tonight.

Noam Darr vs. Rampage Crown barely gets started when Bram attacks both British Boot Camp competitors, laying them both out. Bram continues to taunt Magnus and he wants him in the ring tonight. Instead, he gets Grado who prances around ringside and gets in Bram's face. Grado attacks Bram, only for him to get laid out with a jumping DDT. Bram continues to taunt Magnus afterwards.


Next week on Impact Wrestling: take on The Revolution (James Storm & Abyss) defend the TNA World Tag Team Championship against The Wolves (Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards)!

Lashley beats MVP to retain the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, thanks to the assistance from Drew Galloway. During the match, the BDC interfered, along with Bobby Roode and Gunner.











Friday, February 20, 2015

Makin' an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling Recap for February 20, 2015

All results courtesy of Prince Watercress!

Kurt Angle shows up. He says he's returned for one reason only: to win the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Not one man in the gauntlet can beat him.

Lashley hears about what Kurt Angle has said, and says he plans to have a little chat with him.

The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) and Matt Hardy beat The Revolution (James Storm, Abyss, Manik). After the match, The Revolution decimate them, then Abyss punishes Manik for losing the match by hitting him with a Black Hole Slam.



Ethan Carter III and Tyrus show up. They're not in a good mood after that surprise attack from Mr. Anderson last week. As EC3 issues a public warning, Mr. Anderson shows up. Since EC3 has been in a hair-cutting mood, Anderson has shown up with an electric razor of his own. EC3 sics Tyrus on him, but it's all a distraction so that Mandrews and Rockstar Spud can attack EC3 from behind. This starts a brawl, where Tyrus appears to be on top until he falls victim to a Mic Check from Anderson. Tyrus is soon strapped to the bottom rope with duct tape, and Anderson proceeds to cut Tyrus' hair instead. Spud tells EC3 that Tyrus is the first customer at the Rockstar Spud Barber Shop, and that EC3 himself will be next.




The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Low Ki, Kenny King, Samoa Joe) plan to beat Kurt Angle in the 20-man gauntlet and get back on top again.

Grado beats Al Snow. After the match, Al Snow raises Grado's arm in a show of respect, but both men are attacked by the Beat Down Clan (MVP, Samoa Joe, Low Ki, Kenny King). The BDC, however, are forced to retreat when a man in a hoodie attacks them with a piece of pipe. When the hood comes down, the man is revealed to be none other than Drew Galloway, formerly known as Drew McIntyre.





The Bro Mans (Robbie E, Jessie Godders, DJ Z) and Angelina Love take an "ussie" backstage as Awesome Kong watches from the shadows.

Taryn Terrell retains the TNA Knockouts Championship against Angelina Love. After the match, Awesome Kong shows up, and Taryn falls victim to an Implant Buster. Gail Kim shows up, and Kong decides to let her live...for now.


Tommy Dreamer shows up. He calls out Eric Young, but EY doesn't show up. Dreamer looks from him in the back, but EY attacks him from behind, starting a brawl between them. Dreamer fights back and asks for a ref, making this an official match.

Eric Young beats Tommy Dreamer in a no-disqualification match after hitting a low blow and another sickening piledriver.

Mickie James shows up. She's now engaged to Magnus and has given birth to a son, then Bram show up. Bram doesn't care what she has to say to him, and says he attacked Magnus to "wake him up," and blames Mickie James for "watering him down." James says the only reason Bram attacked her husband is because he knows he's only half the man Magnus is, and that Magnus would easily whip his ass. She then proceeds to call Bram a little bitch, and when Bram corners her, she slaps him. Officials have to keep Bram away from Mickie James.


Lashley tells Kurt Angle to put his money where his mouth is.

MVP wins the 20-man gauntlet with assistance from Kenny King to last eliminate Kurt Angle and become #1 contender for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Making an iMPACT - Impact Wrestling Recap for February 13, 2015

All segments courtesy of Prince Watercress!

The Beat Down Clan (MVP, Samoa Joe, Low Ki, Kenny King) and Eric Young get out of a van that has taken them to the arena. MVP wants last week pushed aside, and says the BDC has to reinforce their power.

Kurt Angle starts the show. He thanks Austin Aries and Gunner for their help last week, then introduces Lashley. Lashley shows up, and says he only joined up because he wanted to beat up the Beat Down Clan (MVP, Samoa Joe, Low Ki, Kenny King). Angle then says he didn't just bring him here to thank him, and that it's time for him to become World champ again. Before Angle can issue the challenge to Lashley, the Beat Down Clan show up. MVP insists that his team didn't lose last week because Lashley wasn't a sanctioned tag team partner. He then says the Beat Down Clan can do whatever they want, and have decided to beat one of them up. Lashley takes the bull by the horn and says he'll take them on in a tag team match. His partner tonight? Kurt Angle.



Bobby Roode and Austin Aries chat backstage before their match against each other tonight. They both plan to bring the house down, but only one can get the advantage in next week's 20-Man Gauntlet to name the #1 contender to the TNA World Heavyweight Championship.

Ethan Carter III and Tyrus are not happy with last week's turn of events concerning Jeremy Borash cutting the power to his electric razor, and challenges Rockstar Spud, Mandrews and Borash to a handicap match between himself and Tyrus.

Bobby Roode defeated Austin Aries with the Crossface Submission. Roode grabs the mic and says that his match was "pro wrestling" and he and Aries shakes hands in mutual respect. Roode says that if he can defeat one of the greatest wrestlers in the world, he now feels that he deserves another shot at the TNA World title. Roode wants to face Lashley again for the title, despite Lashley's problems with The Beat Down Clan and says that he;s taking back the World title. Eric Young attacks him from behind and hits Roode with the piledriver then spits on him.



As Bobby Roode is helped to the back by officials, Eric Young attacks him yet again and puts him in a second piledriver.

Al Snow shows up, and he has a beef against Grado from British Boot Camp 2. He calls out Grado and gives him one last chance to quit before he kicks his ass next week. Grado shows up, and Snow says he has no respect for Grado because Grado has no respect for him or for wrestling in general. Grado takes the mike and makes it clear he's having none of this. Snow takes the mike back out of his hands and decides to involve Grado's parents in this. His parents are in the front row, and Snow tells them to tell Grado to quit while he has a chance. Grado's mom slaps Snow, and Grado attacks Snow from behind. Snow retreats, and tells Grado that the match is on for next week.
Bram defeated Crazzy Steve, and taunted Magnus throughout the match.



Despite grabbing the mic and calling out Magnus during his match with Crazzy Steve, Bram still ends up getting the win.


Rockstar Spud has to get Jeremy Borash into the mood to fight backstage.

Gunner thanks Kurt Angle for trusting in him last week, but questions him teaming with Lashley. Angle says he and Lashley will face each other soon down the line, and that he wants Lashley at his best.

Tyrus & Ethan Carter III defeated Rockstar Spud, Mandrews, and Jeremy Borash. After the match, EC3 attempts to cut Spud's hair when the lights suddenly go out, and Mr. Anderson pops up out of nowhere and attacks both EC3 and Tyrus, with both of them sliding out of the ring. Mr. Anderson is back.


Gunner hopes to win next week's Gauntlet match and win the World title... then BDC members Low Ki and Kenny King attack him.

Madison Rayne is bragging about her accomplishments, and Awesome Kong's theme music is constantly interrupting her.

Awesome Kong quickly defeats Madison Rayne.



Austin Aries and Kurt Angle chat backstage. Aries hopes to become World champ again, and has the Feast or Fired briefcase that will help fast track his way back to it.

Matt Hardy shows up. He says that last week was the first time that he had ever seen a broken Jeff Hardy. The Revolution ("The Cowboy" James Storm, Abyss, The Great Sanada, Manik, Khoya) shows up, and Storm displays malicious glee and satisfaction at cutting down Jeff Hardy. He then gives Matt Hardy two options: join The Revolution, or have a hospital bed next to his brother's. Matt chooses the hospital bed, and the Revolution uses the numbers game to their advantage. Before Storm can finish him off with the bullrope, however, The Wolves (Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards) show up and blow The Revolution away to make the save for Matt Hardy.


Austin Aries isn't telling when he's going to cash in his Feast or Fired briefcase. The Beat Down Clan (Kenny King, Low Ki, Samoa Joe) attack Austin Aries and MVP takes Aries' briefcase for a World title shot!

The Beat Down Clan (Samoa Joe & MVP) defeated Lashley & Kurt Angle when MVP pins a distracted Lashley after Angle flies into Lashley. Lashley and Angle argue in the ring to end the show.





Friday, January 30, 2015

Making an iMPACT! - Impact Wrestling Recap for January 30, 2015

Bobby Roode kicks off the show. He has the World Heavyweight Title belt and admits it doesn't belong to him. He talks about how important the title is, how it was stolen from him and he wants revenge against Eric Young. Roode calls out Bobby Lashley and wants to settle it like men. Roode doesn't blame Lashley for any of this. Roode offers to give the belt back but wants a rematch. Lashley agrees and calls for a referee. Instead, Austin Aries comes out with the Feast or Fired briefcase that he won last week. Aries discusses how he is always full of options, and decides on whether he should cash in or sit backstage and watch Roode and Lashley rip each other apart for the title. MVP comes out, and he says that the title does not belong to Lashley, but it belongs to the Beat Down Clan. He's also tired of Roode supposdly "whining" about the World Championship. Lashley, who's had enough, realizes that all three men want a shot at the title, agrees to put the title on the line against Aries, Roode and MVP tonight.


Kurt Angle announces that it will Team Angle vs. Team BDC (Beat Down Clan) at Lockdown next week, and his team members will be named by the end of the night.

Jeff Hardy takes on Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match later tonight!

Taryn Terrell defeated Gail Kim and Madison Rayne in a three way dance to retain the Knockouts Championship.



Magnus has a camera crew follow him to a bar. He plans to work stuff out with Bram.

Tommy Dreamer is here...

Kurt Angle gets Gunner to join his team by slapping him to "awaken the warrior within."

Rockstar Spud and Mark Andrews (now known as "Mandrews") are in New York City, and they plan to challenge Ethan Carter III and Tyrus to a tag team match.

Tommy Dreamer comes to the ring and calls out Eric Young. Young wants Dreamer to mind his own business. Young says Dreamer is full of BS and goes into their history on the road together. Dreamer tells EY not to burn bridges. EY says that being a good guy gets you nowhere and  calls him a fat loser from New York. Tommy Dreamer does not take a liking to this, and now he is looking for a fight. EY goe sin on the attack and hits Dreamer with a piledriver. Eric Young pushes a fan and fetches a steel chair. EY goes to hit Dreamer with the chair but Roode makes the save. EY ends up attacking the fan at ringside again before escaping.


The Hardys (Matt & Jeff) are ready for their Tag Team Title next week against The Revolution (James Storm & Abyss), but Jeff Hardy has to go through Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match. Jeff says that it is over for Abyss tonight!

Bram and Magnus meet up in the bar. Bram is still upset over not retrieving the briefcase last week. Magnus says that Bram would be better off if Bram controlled his attitude, and says that they are not eighteen anymore and that it is time to face more responsibilities. As Magnus and Bram leave the bar, Bram tells Magnus to wait for him outside... only for him to be blindsided by Bram. It was set-up!


Jeff Hardy defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match. During the match, The Revolution (James Storm, Manik, Khoya and The Great Sanada) interfere only for The Wolves (Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards) to clear the ring of The Revolution.


The Hardys are prepared for next week...

Austin Aries does not think that Lashley done him a favor for granting him a shot at the World title, but he did make a mistake.

Season Two British Bootcamp winner Mark Andrew and Rockstar Spud were scheduled to face EC3 and Tyrus, but instead they get The Bromans (Robbie E. & Jessie Godderz). Andrew and Spud pick up the win, but get attacked by EC3 and Tyrus, and EC3 says that Rockstar Spud will never face him in a match, but set up a handicap match between Tyrus and Spud & Andrew in a the Steel Cage!


Mandrews is distraught as an enraged Rockstar Spud tells Ethan Carter III through the camera that he isn't a loser.

Bobby Lashley retains the title against Bobby Roode, Austin Aries and MVP. After the match, . EY comes out and attacks Roode while the referee isn't looking. EY leaves as Roode is left laying. Aries goes for a dive but Lashley spears him to retain the title. After the match, The BDC come out and attack Roode, Aries and Lashley. Gunner and Kurt Angle make the save. Team Angle vs. The BDC is announced for Lockdown. Lashley turns down the team invite and says he will never team with Angle. Lashley leaves to end this episode.