Tuesday, November 26, 2013

WWE Monday Night RAW Results for November 25th, 2013

Guest contributor as ALWAYS PrinceWatercress (@PrinceWatercres)


WWE Hall of Famer Maurice "Mad Dog" Vachon passed away earlier this week. He was 84.


Randy Orton enters the ring. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up immediately afterward and congratulate Randy Orton...but then question their motives. He then questions who really is champion, says it's him, and that nobody will take his title. John Cena shows up and brings the question of who is champion up, and challenges Orton to a WWE title vs World title match. Orton doesn't like the idea, but Triple H makes it so. At TLC, both titles will be on the line in a TLC match.

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat Cody Rhodes, Goldust and Rey Mysterio.


Will Dolph Ziggler and Damien Sandow be in a Strong Island Street Fight, a Long Island Lumberjack Match or a Hamptons Hardcore match? Vote now on the WWE App!

It's Miz TV! Michael Strahan is the guest tonight. Titus O'Neil shows up with a black cap in one of his front teeth to exaggerate the gap in Michael's teeth. The Miz asks about the gap for comedic reasons, then "Michael" talks about "Titus O'Neil." The real Michael Strahan shows up. He mentions a tag match for tonight: Randy Orton and Alberto Del Rio vs Big Show and John Cena. We also find out that Strahan can do a good hip toss, too.


Mark Henry and Big E Langston beat Ryback and Curtis Axel.


Team Total Divas (Natalya, Brie and Nikki Bella, Cameron and Naomi, Jojo, Eva Marie) beats Team True Divas (Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendes, Summer Rae, Aksana, Kaitlyn, Tamina Snuka, AJ Lee). Eva Marie and the Bella Twins are the only ones to survive.


Damien Sandow considers himself above gimmick matches. Too bad for him...he's in a Hamptons Hardcore match.

Damien Sandow beats Dolph Ziggler in a Hamptons Hardcore match.


Francia Raisa from the upcoming TV movie "Christmas Bounty" starring The Miz is in the audience!

Santino Marella and Michael Strahan meet Erick Rowan...who gives Michael a sheep mask. Why? Nobody knows.

Renee Young interviews CM Punk and Daniel Bryan in the ring. They're pumped to take on The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper).

CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) ends in a no-contest when the match gets out of control. The Wyatt Family attack Daniel Bryan and take him to the back, while The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) attack Punk from out of nowhere and hit him with the three-man power bomb.


Francia Raisa talks to The Miz backstage before his match.


The Miz beats Kofi Kingston.



Mick Foley shills WWEShop.com.



Jerry Lawler interviews Charles Tebele, who won the Superstars for Sandy Relief Auction earlier this year. If he were a WWE Superstar, he'd be The Kosher Butcher. His finisher? The Circumcision. (The meaning is lost on both Lawler and the WWE Universe, and during the match, the crowd chants "Kosher Butcher" and "Circumcision.")



Xavier Woods beats Heath Slater. Oh, and he parties with The Kosher Butch-I mean, Charles Tebele after the match.


Michael Strahan meets The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella), The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi), Eva Marie...and Goldust.


Michael Strahan meets John Cena.

Big Show and John Cena beat Randy Orton and Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio attacks Cena afer the match, as does Orton. As doctors check on Big Show, who has taken a bit of damage to the head, Orton lifts both the WWE and World titles while standing over Cena.



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