WWE Survivor Series 2014- LIVE Results

First part courtesy of Prince Watercress!

Fandango, now with a new look (opened button-down shirt and black dress slacks), a new entrance and with Rosa Mendes at his side, beats Justin Gabriel in his first match in months at the kick-off.

The Miz and Damien Mizdow get ready for their match in the most hilarious way imaginable: The Miz looks in a "mirror," which is really Mizdow holding an empty picture frame and looking through it towards Miz, mimicking Miz's speech and actions.

Bad News Barrett is back in the first time in five months. He tells us all that everything is on the line between Team Cena and Team Authority, but he's got some bad news. If Team Cena loses, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon will make his life so hellish he'll wish they fired him...but tells Team Authority that the WWE will go on if they lose because he will usher in a new era...the Era of Bad News.

Byron Saxton interviews AJ Lee. She knows that with Nikki Bella using her sister Brie Bella as a "personal assistant," she's more or less in a handicap match...but she plans on retaining the WWE Divas Championship tonight.

Cesaro shows up. He says that he is supporting Team Authority. Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger show up, They're siding with Team Cena, and after that and Zeb Colter making it clear he and Swagger have a bone to pick with Cesaro, Cesaro and Swagger have a match.

Jack Swagger beats Cesaro with a Patriot Lock reversed from an attempted third consecutive German Suplex from Cesaro.

A long black limousine shows up...and Vince McMahon walks out of it.

Vince McMahon shows up. He promises the WWE Universe that they will witness a Survivor Series nobody will forget, then introduces Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. After the crowd is hyped up, Vince then introduces John Cena, and reminds him and Triple H of the stipulations if and when one of the teams lose. Triple H guarantees that if Team Cena loses, his teammates will be forgotten and ignored, as they are the ones with everything to lose. Stephanie McMahon tells Cena that they'll still be calling the shots at Global Headquarters, but Vince reminds her and Triple H that the stipulation only applies to the ring. Stephanie tries to suck up to Vince when he says that one person could bring them back to power if they lose, but Vince mentions who that person is anyway...it's John Cena. Vince then tells Stephanie not to let him down, then Stephanie tells Cena to wipe the smile off his face, as Team Authority only has more incentive to win. Cena spares Stephanie and Triple H the details: Team Cena is riding out victorious tonight.

My WWE Survivor Series Predictions!

Fandango vs. an unknown opponent

Fandango is back and after being out of action for several months, he looks to dance his way back up the ranks in WWE. 

Winner:  Fandango, just for momentum.

Team Cena (John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Big Show, Erick Rowan and Ryback) vs. Team Authority (Seth Rollins, Kane, Mark Henry, Rusev and Luke Harper)

Traditional Survivor Series elimination tag team match; if Team Authority loses, they will no longer be in power. If Team Cena loses, all team members will be fired from WWE

To say that the stakes are high in this Traditional Survivor Series Match would be a definite understatement. 

I’m gonna take this one from Prince Watercress, he sums it up best:

In the beginning of November, Vince McMahon made a shocking unannounced appearance and set the stage for this year's Survivor Series match. Not surprisingly, he raised the stakes as only he knew how: Team Cena vs Team Authority, with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon run out of power if Team Authority lost. Also not surprisingly, HHH and Steph were incensed by this.

It's been a wild ride for Team Cena. Jack Swagger was originally a member, but Seth Rollins took him out of the picture, as was Sheamus by Mark Henry. Ryback was almost a member of Team Authority, but turned on them the same night he joined when they rubbed him the wrong way backstage. But Ryback changed his mind about being neutral and joined Team Cena at the contract signing on the Raw before the PPV...along with Erick Rowan, who suddenly showed up, pointed and shouted at recent Team Authority addition Luke Harper and joined Team Cena at the last second.

With the contract signing, John Cena was no longer a man alone when all of his allies were seemingly taken out of the picture, and the odds are even again. Now both teams have everything to gain...and everything to lose...because if Team Cena loses, Cena's teammates will all be fired from the WWE!

Winner: Team Cena. The Authority’s time is UP! 

Divas Championship:

A.J. Lee (c) vs. Nikki Bella

Most definitely. Nikki Bella has been enjoying having her own flesh and blood Brie as her “Cinderbella” (ha! More like Cinder-SLAVE!), however the reigning Divas Champion, A.J. Lee is not impressed with the sibling rivalry, and she has one goal in mind: retaining the Divas Championship!

Winner: Why do I see Nikki Bella winning the title?

Bray Wyatt vs. Dean Ambrose

In one of the most personal and eerie rivalries in most recent memory, the “Eater of Worlds” Bray Wyatt looks to take “The Lunatic Fringe” Dean Ambrose under his wing and save him from all misery that he has suffered in his life. Ambrose, however, sees no wrong and does not need any saving. Things get more personal when Bray brings up the fact that neither of Ambrose’s parents have been involved in his life. I know for a fact that when these two get in the ring, it is going to be far from a traditional match.

Winner: I’m hoping that Dean Ambrose settles the score, but you never know if Bray will catch us with a surprise.

Fatal 4-Way tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Gold and Stardust (c) vs. The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) vs. Los Matadores (Diego and Fernando) vs. The Miz and Damien Mizdow

Four of the hottest tag team in WWE looks to clash for tag team gold. Will the bizarre duo of Gold and Stardust retain or will a new tag team take home the tag straps.

Winner: I see Gold and Stardust retaining.

Divas Traditional Survivor Series elimination tag team match

Alicia Fox, Emma, Naomi and Natalya vs. Paige, Cameron, Layla and Summer Rae

Well, it is a Divas match, and since this is a filler match and it has little to no significance. I truly have no description for this match.

Winner: I see the team of Alicia Fox, Emma, Naomi and Natalya picking up the win.

WWE Monday Night RAW Results for November 25th, 2013

Guest contributor as ALWAYS PrinceWatercress (@PrinceWatercres)


WWE Hall of Famer Maurice "Mad Dog" Vachon passed away earlier this week. He was 84.

Randy Orton enters the ring. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up immediately afterward and congratulate Randy Orton...but then question their motives. He then questions who really is champion, says it's him, and that nobody will take his title. John Cena shows up and brings the question of who is champion up, and challenges Orton to a WWE title vs World title match. Orton doesn't like the idea, but Triple H makes it so. At TLC, both titles will be on the line in a TLC match.

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat Cody Rhodes, Goldust and Rey Mysterio.

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It's Miz TV! Michael Strahan is the guest tonight. Titus O'Neil shows up with a black cap in one of his front teeth to exaggerate the gap in Michael's teeth. The Miz asks about the gap for comedic reasons, then "Michael" talks about "Titus O'Neil." The real Michael Strahan shows up. He mentions a tag match for tonight: Randy Orton and Alberto Del Rio vs Big Show and John Cena. We also find out that Strahan can do a good hip toss, too.

Mark Henry and Big E Langston beat Ryback and Curtis Axel.

Team Total Divas (Natalya, Brie and Nikki Bella, Cameron and Naomi, Jojo, Eva Marie) beats Team True Divas (Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendes, Summer Rae, Aksana, Kaitlyn, Tamina Snuka, AJ Lee). Eva Marie and the Bella Twins are the only ones to survive.

Damien Sandow considers himself above gimmick matches. Too bad for him...he's in a Hamptons Hardcore match.

Damien Sandow beats Dolph Ziggler in a Hamptons Hardcore match.

Francia Raisa from the upcoming TV movie "Christmas Bounty" starring The Miz is in the audience!

Santino Marella and Michael Strahan meet Erick Rowan...who gives Michael a sheep mask. Why? Nobody knows.

Renee Young interviews CM Punk and Daniel Bryan in the ring. They're pumped to take on The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper).

CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) ends in a no-contest when the match gets out of control. The Wyatt Family attack Daniel Bryan and take him to the back, while The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) attack Punk from out of nowhere and hit him with the three-man power bomb.

Francia Raisa talks to The Miz backstage before his match.

The Miz beats Kofi Kingston.

Mick Foley shills WWEShop.com.

Jerry Lawler interviews Charles Tebele, who won the Superstars for Sandy Relief Auction earlier this year. If he were a WWE Superstar, he'd be The Kosher Butcher. His finisher? The Circumcision. (The meaning is lost on both Lawler and the WWE Universe, and during the match, the crowd chants "Kosher Butcher" and "Circumcision.")

Xavier Woods beats Heath Slater. Oh, and he parties with The Kosher Butch-I mean, Charles Tebele after the match.

Michael Strahan meets The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella), The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi), Eva Marie...and Goldust.

Michael Strahan meets John Cena.

Big Show and John Cena beat Randy Orton and Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio attacks Cena afer the match, as does Orton. As doctors check on Big Show, who has taken a bit of damage to the head, Orton lifts both the WWE and World titles while standing over Cena.