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Showing posts with label The Funkadactyls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Funkadactyls. Show all posts
Paul Heyman introduces himself and Cesaro. Cesaro is wearing an eye patch... Heyman says that Kofi intentionally blinded Cesaro so that he wouldn't have to wrestle Cesaro tonight. There are replays from their match on RAW last night. Heyman keeps ranting on until Dolph Ziggler interrupts him, he attacks both Cesaro and Heyman until Big E. comes out.
Big E. cuts another "preacher-like" promo about his quest for the Intercontinental Title. There is another interruption, this time by RybAxel (Ryback & Curtis Axel), which then brings out Rob Van Dam, who tosses Ryback out of the ring which set up a six-man tag for later tonight where RVD, Dolph Ziggler & Big E. will take on Cesaro & RybAxel!
Luke Harper and Erick Rowan are in action next!
A replay of the returns of Chris Jericho and The Miz on RAW is shown.
Erick Rowan & Luke Harper defeated Xavier Woods & R-Truth.
Nikki Bella is ready for a rematch! Stephanie McMahon shows up on the TitanTron and assigns her a partner. That partner? Alicia Fox.
Renee Young interviews Sheamus. She asks him about his United States Championship Challenge on Smackdown this Friday. Alberto Del Rio interrupts, saying that not only will he defeat Sheamus for the U.S. Title on Smackdown, but he'll win the Intercontinental Title at Battleground, too.
Still to come: RVD, Big E. & Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro & RybAxel.
There is another segment where Renee Young interviews Paul Heyman and Cesaro.
Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam, and Big E. defeated Cesaro and RybAxel (Ryback & Curtis Axel).
Seth Rollins shows up. He congratulates Roman Reigns for his recent battle royal win, then says Reigns will face repercussions for defying Triple H and Stephanie McMahon next Monday night on Raw. Rollins says he's the only one who knows how to control Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose. After some video footage, Rollins announces there will be a second, traditional Money In The Bank Ladder Match for a briefcase containing a contract that guarantees a shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship...and that he is the first entrant. Ambrose shows up (with a new entrance and music), then goes after Rollins. Kane interjects himself into the brawl, but Ambrose makes quick work of both of them.
Rusev beats Santino Marella in record time with the Accolade.
The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) have plans for Sheamus and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).
Naomi beats Paige. Cameron stops Naomi and Paige from shaking hands, causing Paige to attack Cameron. As she does, Naomi lets Paige go to work. Naomi and Paige shake hands after the match, and Cameron is angry with Naomi as they leave.
This Friday on SmackDown: a 4-on-3 handicap match! Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton, Alberto Del Rio and Cesaro take on John Cena, Roman Reigns and Sheamus!
Renee Young interviews Sheamus and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso). They're definitely ready for tonight.
Also this Friday on SmackDown: Dean Ambrose takes on Kane!
The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) beat Sheamus and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).
Christian suffered a slight concussion on RAW, so Dolph Ziggler, Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus will brawl to become the new #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Big E guests on commentary for this match.
Dolph Ziggler beats on Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio to become #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. As Renee Young interviews him, and excited Ziggler says Big E knows him better than anyone else, but he plans to win the title tonight. Big E wishes him luck and both men shake hands.
AJ Lee guests on commentary for the next match.
Summer Rae, Layla, Alicia Fox, Aksana and Tamina Snuka beat Emma, Natalya, Cameron, Naomi and Eva Marie. After the match, AJ Lee lifts Tamina's hand up in victory before hugging her.
At WrestleMania 30: Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) vs The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) vs Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) vs The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) in a Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championships!
Bad News Barrett tells us some bad news: we're all so ugly we need to wear sheep masks like Erick Rowan.
Big E retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Dolph Ziggler.
The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust) beats The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro).
The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) beat Alicia Fox and Layla.
Big Show beats Titus O'Neil.
Paul Heyman shows up. He says Undertaker will get all the disrespect he can handle from Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 30. He declares Lesnar will beat The Streak. 'Taker shows up behind Paul Heyman, grabs him by the throat, and tells him to tell Brock he'll "slay the beast" and throw his carcass into Hell...and if there's any part of that Lesnar doesn't understand, he'll tell him personally next week on Raw in Brooklyn, New York.
Once again, been pretty busy lately so credit goes to my good friend PrinceWatercress in advance! :D
John Cena shows up. He is surprised and disgusted about what happened at SummerSlam, when Triple H Pedigreed Daniel Bryan and let Randy Orton cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase . He thanks Daniel Bryan for last night, and for reminding him that a true Superstar is judged by what he does in-ring. He also reveals the fluid in his left elbow is the result of a torn tricep. Cena is getting surgery for it immediately and will be gone for four to six months. He then brings out a man who has earned everyone's respect: Daniel Bryan. Before Bryan can speak after Cena leaves, Stephanie McMahon shows up. She apologizes and says Triple H was doing what was best for business. Daniel Bryan doesn't care, and wants revenge. Even Stephanie's underhanded compliments don't help matters, and D-Bry slaps the microphone out of her hand. Stephanie then calls for security after getting another microphone. D-Bry starts a "No!" chant as he is escorted out.
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CCody Rhodes def Damien Sandow
Cody defeats Sandow in a rematch for the second time in a row!
Brad Maddox mentions Dolph Ziggler's tweets from last night, which basically state that Ziggler distrusts Triple H after what happened last night. It is obviously because of this (even though Brad won't say it) that Ziggler has to take on The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) in a 3-on-1 handicap match tonight.
Paul Heyman is in the ring. He gloats about Brock Lesnar's win over CM Punk. Heyman is willing to forgive Punk and take him back.
The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) get trash talked on by the Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella).
The Funkadactyls def Divas Champion A.J. Lee & Layla
Naomi pins Layla for the win.
The Shield def Dolph Ziggler in a 3-on-1 Handicap match
The Shield defeats Dolph Ziggler after Roman Reigns spears Ziggler. They then hit their trademark Triple Powerbomb.
Alberto Del Rio injures Sin Cara's wrist and hand to win by ref stoppage, yet still attacks him. Del Rio then plays the "Latino representative" again, but Ricardo Rodriguez returns for the first time since Del Rio betrayed him to tell him he's representing somebody new: Rob Van Dam. RVD and Del Rio brawl, and RVD gets the upper hand before Del Rio flees.
The Primetime Players def The Real Americans
The new face tag team PTP defeated the Real Americans.
Renee Young interviews Big Show. He and Mark Henry want the tag titles. Brad Maddox shows up and takes over from there, saying that Big Show has spoke "disparaging remarks" about Triple H...so he puts Show in a 3-on-1 tornado handicap match.
Justin Gabriel and Zack Ryder check out some Foot Locker gear for a WWE Foot Locker sweepstakes...as does Fandango.
Ryback bullies another random person, this time in the locker room.
The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat Big Show in a 3-on-1 tornado handicap match with a three-man power bomb.
CM Punk shows up. He dares a guy in the crowd to get in the ring and fight him for booing him. Then, he dares Paul Heyman to get out into the arena. Heyman shows up with Curtis Axel. Pnk can't compete because he's not medically cleared, but he's ready to apologize to Heyman...for not destroying him! He dares Heyman to get in the ring. Heyman then apologizes...for what Curtis Axel will do to him after the commercial break.
After the commercial break, Curtis Axel gets in the ring..and he and CM Punk brawl! Axel gets the upper hand and aims for Punk's injured knee, but in the end Punk ultimately laid him out.
Bray Wyatt def R-Truth
Bray Wyatt squashes R-Truth in a match.
Los Matadores! Coming soon to WWE!
The Usos def 3MB (Heath Slater & Jinder Mahal)
Fandango attacks The Miz while he was doing the Figure Four Leglock on Wade Barrett.
Daniel Bryan is back...and Brad Maddox lets Stephanie McMahon know. The whole locker room is here for the Randy Orton coronation. Vince McMahon tells Triple H he did the right thing, and Triple H says he did it to ensure the future of the WWE. He says he likes Daniel Bryan and that it hurt him to do it, but he ends up using the same underhanded compliments as Stephanie McMahon did at the beginning of the show. He then brings out Randy Orton, who thanks Triple H. Triple H knows that D-Bry is in the building, and lets him come out. Daniel Bryan shows up, and before Daniel Bryan can say anything, he ends up being beaten up by The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns), who like the rest of the roster, was told not to touch Daniel Bryan by Triple H himself. Triple H stops them from using the three-man powerbomb, and lets Daniel Bryan enter the ring to say what he has to say to him...only to eat an RKO from Orton.
