Friday, March 28, 2014

WWE Monday Night RAW Results for March 24th, 2014

Stephanie McMahon shows up. She says Daniel Bryan won't be here tonight, and that his beating from Triple H last week was disgusting, but necessary. Randy Orton enters the ring, and says even though he respects her and Triple, he won't be responsible for what happens to Triple H if and when he beats Daniel Bryan. He wants Triple H out of the title picture. Batista shows up, and says he's gonna be champ. He then says Stephanie McMahon makes him sick (as his mic cuts in and out), and accuses Stephanie and Orton to sucking up to Triple H, saying that Stephanie's been "drooled over." He then says "Stephanie's been drooled on a lot." Stephanie slaps him, then walks away. Batista then Spears a laughing Randy Orton.



Big E guests on commentary for the next match.

Christian beats Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler to become #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship and take on Big E tomorrow night on Main Event. Big E wants to shake hands with Christian, but Christian laughs it off.



Bray Wyatt tells John Cena he has not yet seen him for who he really is.

Sin Cara (accompanied by Scooby-Doo) beats Damien Sandow in record time.

Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) beat Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) after The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) disract Curtis Axel. The Shield then rip Axel and Ryback to shreds.



Michael Cole interviews Triple H. Triple H justifies his beatdown of Daniel Bryan from last week by saying his hand was forced by both Bryan and the WWE Universe. He says the world has changed since he became COO. He plans to bring forth the "Reality Era," with the reality being that he will reinforce his superiority, end the #YESMovement and walks out WWE World Heavyweight champion. Nobody living off past glories or untapped potential will be able to stop him.



Cody Rhodes beats Fandango after Goldust and Summer Rae has a dance contest ringside. Summer hurts her ankle, distracting Fandango.



Hulk Hogan shows up. He talks about tagging with Mr. T and WrestleMania 1 as well as the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale, he introduces Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joe Manganiello from the upcoming movie "Sabotage." After an outpouring of mutual respect amongst the three men, Schwarzenegger and Joe Manganiello want to enter the Battle Royale. The Miz shows up and says that this is no act, and that he's going to win the trophy. He then says Joe, Arnold and Hulk don't belong in the WWE and tell them to get out. Joe says "make us." Miz swings at Joe, but Joe punches him, Arnold backhands him, and Hulk tosses him out of the ring!



Big Show beats Titus O'Neil.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) asks Triple H and Stephanie McMahon where they stand...and want Kane and The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Stephanie gives them a match against The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro), and tells them they can discuss it later.

As John Cena washes his face in a bathroom before his match, Cena sees Erick Rowan's face - covered in a sheep mask - peer at him from the door. When Cena suddenly looks back, he's gone.

As John Cena takes on Luke Harper, the Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Harper, Erick Rowan) interfere. When the lights come back on, Cena is tied to the ropes, surrounded by the Wyatts and wearing a sheep mask!



Naomi beats AJ Lee by countout when AJ walks out of the match. Vickie Guerrero comes out, calls AJ a total bitch, and puts her in the "Vicki Guerrero Divas Invitational" at WrestleMania 30. Her opponent? The entire Divas Division...including Tamina Snuka!



Scott Hall aka Razor Ramon enters the WWE Hall of Fame this year!



Randy Orton and Batista collide in the ring next week on Raw!

This Friday on SmackDown: Big Show vs. Bray Wyatt.

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins) beat The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro). Cesaro goes through the announce table. Kane and the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up to say it's The Shield vs them at WrestleMania 30!



Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar show up. Heyman says Lesnar will win at WrestleMania 30. Lesnar calls Undertaker out. Druids show up with a casket, and place it in front of the ring. After some time, Lesnar kicksat the casket and eventually peeks inside. It's empty. Lesnar confronts the Druids, who walk away. Lesnar is about to walk away when the casket suddenly opens. Undertaker is inside this time around. He rises. They goat it. 'Taker easily overpowers Lesnar.



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