Daniel Bryan undergoes a "corporate makeover" at the expense of Stephanie McMahon. He then comes out and says how John Cena is only a sports-entertainer while he is a WRESTLER. Vince McMahon comes out and he still doesn't think he deserves a WWE title shot. He then says if he wants it so much, then he would have to cut his beard. The employees come out with a barber chair. Wade Barrett then comes out with the hair clippers, only for it to be used on his beard. RIP Wade Barrett's beard...
The Miz will be on commentary on this next match.
RVD def WHC Alberto Del Rio
RVD defeats Del Rio in a rematch, when Ricardo Rodriguez interfering tatics have failed. Del Rio will then attack him after the match, signifying the end of their long time alliance, maybe?
Cody Rhodes is in the ring with Damien Sandow's MITB briefcase. Yes, the briefcase that has been throw in the Gulf of Mexico. Sandow comes out and tells Cody to drop the briefcase and walk away. He does, until Sandow tries to overpower him. He then empties the nasty briefcase, including the waterlogged contract.
Mark Henry def Ryback via count-out
Ryback walks away, giving Henry the count-out win. WOW! What a Wrestlemania rematch....
Courtesy of PrinceWatercress (getting kinda lazy, folks): John Cena shows up. He talks abotu Daniel Bryan's criticisms of him, and compares him to The Rock and CM Punk for it. He also says D-Bry glorifies armories and auditoriums because he's more comfortable in them. He promises to beat Daniel Bryan, then Randy Orton shows up. He says theRaw Money In The Bank briefcase is what matters to him, not who wins at SummerSlam. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up. Daniel Bryan runs in to even the odds. The Shield try to flee, then Brad Maddox runs in and stops everyone in their tracks, putting them all in a six-man tag match.
The Wyatt Family def Tons of Funk
Erick Rowan and Luke Harper defeated Tons of Funk in a rematch. After the match, Bray Wyatt cuts another promo towards Kane. Kane then shows up on the TitanTron and says that he can't wait til Summerslam to tear Bray apart. He also says "ring of fire", which is hinting an Inferno match.
Josh Matthews interviewed CM Punk. He considers Curtis Axel to be Paul Heyman's "blind sheep". He promises that he will beat Brock Lesnar at Summerslam.
Layla def Kaitlyn
Due to interference from A.J. Lee. Layla defeats Kaitlyn with the "Bombshell" for the win. Layla and A.J. then skip around the ring after the match.
Christian def Heath Slater
CM Punk vs Curtis Axel=No Contest
Paul Heyman interferes during this match. It then turns out to be a full brawl between Axel and Punk. Punk then tries to go after Heyman until Brock Lesnar then comes out to attack Punk again. Punk held his own however until he was hit with an "F5" and received three chair shots to the back.
Renee Young interviews Paul Heyman and his guys backstage. Brock is clearly unimpressed with Punk, and Heyman says that he will challenge him to a match next week on RAW.
Kofi Kingston def Fandango
Kofi Kingstoon defeated Fandango in his first match since being injured by Ryback.
Stephanie McMahon is very upset with her Dad and about her failure towards Daniel Bryan's "corporate makeover". Triple H says he's tired of Vince's B.S. and that he's gonna put an end to it.
The Real Americans def The Usos
The Real Americans defeated The Usos in a rematch.
Big E. Langston def Dolph Ziggler
Big E defeats Ziggler after Kaitlyn and A.J. brawled in the ring during the match.
John Cena, Randy Orton, and Daniel Bryan def The Shield via DQ
Cena, Orton, and Bryan wins the match via DQ. After the match, Randy was seemingly going to cash in, but The Shield comes back and attacks Bryan and Cena. Randy then RKO's both Cena and Bryan to end the show.
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