Kane, J&J Security (Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury) and Seth Rollins show up to begin tonight's show. He makes fun of the Washington, DC crowd as they have no idea how to gain true power or what true power even is. He says true power is earned by taking it before saying that last week, he went to Suplex City and burned it down when he beat down Brock Lesnar last week. Lesnar is not here tonight, according to Rollins. He then focuses on Jamie Noble's injury at Lesnar's hands last week, and commands the WWE Universe to show him some respect. He then tells Kane and J&J Security that he has something for them for their appreciation: brand new Apple watches, which the three of them enjoy. Rollins then tells Kane has something extra for him for being the glue that has held WWE together for 17 years: a vacation to Hawaii. Kane also gets an Hawaiian welcoming party, and Kane is ecstatic. Rollins proposes a no-disqualification tag team match with him and Kane vs. Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose for later tonight, then awards J&J Security a brand new 2015 Cadillac CTS worth $55,660 with an all-leather interior (for Joey) after seeing them in a crappy rental car.
The Miz guests on commentary for the next match.
Big Show beats Mark Henry. After the match, Ryback shows up and easily fights off Show, then The Miz rushes into the ring, hits a big boot on Ryback and flees up the entrance ramp. Ryback gets right back up, grabs the microphone and tells Miz to get back in the ring as he doesn't care if they have a match later tonight.
Ryback beats The Miz by count-out after The Miz runs away from the Meat Hook and runs up the ramp and towards the back.
Paige beats Alicia Fox with a nail-biter of a roll-up reversal.
John Cena shows up...and Kevin Owens answers his open challenge for the WWE United States Championship. But Owens grabs the microphone and says he'll wait for Battleground, before introducing Cena's real opponent for tonight: Cesaro. Owens then guests on commentary.
Cesaro vs. John Cena for the WWE United States Championship goes from an intense match to a complete washout after Kevin Owens rushes the ring and lays waste to both men before saying he did this to ensure he would win the title at Battleground.
Bray Wyatt appears on the TitanTron. He talks about his relationship with his father and says that anyone but Roman Reigns deserves what Roman has.
The Lucha Dragons (Sin Cara and Kalisto) and The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) beat The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) and Bo Dallas.
Dolph Ziggler and Lana show up. Dolph admits that Lana used him to get back at Rusev at first, but says the situation has changed. Lana says that Rusev basically told her what to do, but now that she's her own woman, she realizes that Ziggler is more of a man than him. She admits that they have become more than just friends, then Rusev shows up...with Summer Rae. He calls Lana a "goldfish," but Ziggler shuts him up and tells him to walk away. They stare down, then Rusev backs away, but Summer Rae grabs the mic and calls Lana a gold digger before telling her to admit that she's just a two-timing phony. Summer then slaps her, and Lana responds by finally losing it and attacking her.
Dean Ambrose is talking to some life-size Terminator models (a reference to tonight's main event's sponsor, the upcoming movie Terminator Genisys, coming to theaters this Wednesday) when Roman Reigns shows up. Ambrose wants an angry Reigns for tonight...and he gets it.
Sheamus beats Neville.
King Barrett beats Jack Swagger.
Kane and Seth Rollins beat Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns in a no-disqualification match due to the surprise attack by Bray Wyatt. After the match, Rollins and J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble) almost put Ambrose through a table, but Roman fights them off only to fall victim to a choke slam from Kane. Rollins taunts a downed Reigns only for Reigns to fight back once more, only to fall victim to the numbers game once again. Seth Rollins then puts Roman Reigns through the table, but Roman is still stirring, and Rollins hits another Pedigree. Bray Wyatt then returns to an empty ring and hits Sister Abigail on a downed Roman Reigns to end the show.
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