Sunday, August 23, 2015

WWE Summerslam - The Results

Jon Stewart and his son Nate meet John Cena backstage, and Stewart plots to sell the autograph more money.

We see a history of WWE in New York City, as well as the history yet to come with John Cena and Seth Rollins tonight.

Kevin Owens shows up in the middle of predictions for Owens vs. Cesaro, saying that Cesaro is jealous of him in regards to comments made by Booker T, and says he plans to turn the "Cesaro Section" into the "Silent Section." He then steals Byron Saxton's can of Mountain Dew Kickstarter.

Rich Brennan interviews Sheamus, who plans on Brogue Kicking Randy Orton again and again until nobody can recognize him, then cash in the Money in the Bank Briefcase.

Jojo interviews Stephanie McMahon. She says tonight's Divas Team Elimination Match will determine who the most dominant team is, and she is anxious to see who wins, saying "To the victor goes the spoils."

Stephen Amell and Neville are in the Social Media Lounge. They have their strategies for tonight. Neville says his biggest hurdle into getting into the WWE was his size. As for the question of Neville guesting on Arrow, never say never. Stephen Amell says he's nervous, saying "this isn't a house show on the east coast of Canada." He then says even long-term fans will appreciate what's going into Season 4 of Arrow.

Jon Stewart welcomes us to SummerSlam. He says that unlike politicians, the WWE Superstars actually respect their audience. He, like some members of the WWE Universe, still has a bad taste in his mouth from Brock Lesnar beating The Streak at WrestleMania 30, then names the Superstars in tonight's matches to gauge audience response, then says he plans on interviewing Brock Lesnar tonight...with a little help from Mick Foley. Foley shows up trying to put his teeth in, and was under the impression Stewart was interviewing The Rock and not Brock Lesnar. Stewart can't believe it, and Mick Foley tells him he's on his own as he's not taking a journey to Suplex City. Foley and Stewart then leave.

At the beginning of Randy Orton vs. Sheamus, Sheamus gets on the microphone to tell us that we look stupid and to "respect the 'hawk."

Sheamus beats Randy Orton with two Brogue Kicks.

Jake & Josh, recent Draft King prize winners, were ringside last night for NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn and are ringside tonight for SummerSlam.

The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) make fun of Brooklyn, saying they are a dirty city and says New York knows nothing about hip-hop, then get in the ring and sing.

The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E) beat The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil), Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) and The Lucha Dragons (Sin Cara and Kalisto) to win the WWE Tag Team Championships!

Jon Stewart, his son Nate, Neville and Stephen Amell see Undertaker walk by backstage.

Dolph Ziggler and Rusev fight to a double-count out after Lana and Summer Rae attack each other, after Lana slaps Summer Rae to distract Rusev out of the Accolade. After the match, Ziggler attacks Rusev, Summer attacks Ziggler, and Lana attacks Summer, and both ladies have to be separated. Rusev and Summer then flee.

Stephen Amell and Neville beat Stardust and King Barrett.

Sara Lee, ZZ, Josh and Amanda from Tough Enough are in attendance tonight.

Ryback retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against The Miz and Big Show in a frantic Triple Threat Match.

Jon Stewart looks for Brock Lesnar, but finds Paul Heyman. He says Lesnar breaking The Streak was not joyous to wrestling fans and still isn't, and wants to hear what Heyman has to say about it. Heyman sings about Brock Lesnar instead.

Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns beat Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper.

Seth Rollins beats John Cena after Jon Stewart shows up with a steel chair and nails Cena with it on purpose as the referee is down. He then lets Seth Rollins use it to hit the Pedigree on Cena to win both the WWE United States Championship and retain the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

Team PCB (Paige, Charlotte, Becky Lynch) beat Team B.A.D. (Naomi, Tamina, Sasha Banks) and Team Bella (Brie and Nikki Bella, Alicia Fox) in a Divas Team Elimination Match.

Kevin Owens beats Cesaro.

The Undertaker beats Brock Lesnar with Hell's Gate, but not without controversy. The bell rings without the referee calling for it, as the timekeeper saw 'Taker tap to the Kimura Lock, but the referee did not as he was checking Lesnar's shoulders to make sure they were not down during the hold. The match continues, regardless, and after a low blow and an opportunity to lock in the Hell's Gate, Lesnar taps out and the match goes to Undertaker. The replay later proves that the timekeeper did see 'Taker tap out, but the official result still stands. Paul Heyman refuses to accept the loss, and declares Lesnar the winner by submission.

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