Impact Wrestling Results for Dec. 5th, 2013

Kurt Angle shows up. He plans to make himself Hall of Fame materila. He calls out Magnus, who shows up. Angle asks him what happened concerning the eight-man tag last week, and Magnus tells him he tried to save it but couldn't. Angle asks him if he has the heart of a champion, and Magnus says he definitely does. After Angle tells Magnus he'll have to go through him to prove it, Bobby Roode shows up and says a killer instinct is also necessary...and that he plans to use that killer instinct against Jeff Hardy next. He then tells Magnus he will never be a world champion. Before Magnus can go after Roode, Jeff Hardy shows up and brings Roode back to earth, saying he'll have to go through him and his Creatures in order to progress.

Bobby Roode and Jeff Hardy go through a table at the same time in their Tables match.

Senior Official Earl Hebner decrees that the Tables match must continue. Jeff Hardy beats Bobby Roode in a Tables match.

Ethan Carter III says he's facing another TNA Legend tonight.

Dixie Carter finds out AJ Styles is giving the TNA title back.

Ethan Carter III's opponent is...Earl Hebner?!? Ethan insists this take place, and calls his special guest referee out: Brian Hebner, Earl's son, who is forced to officiate by Rockstar Spud. EC3 forces Earl to lay down, and Brian to both ring the bell and make the count. EC3 wins.

Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) plan to reveal the truth about Joseph Park.

Christy Hemme dates Samuel Shaw...who threatens to beat up a waiter if he looks at Christy as she heads to the restroom.

Dixie Carter is waiting on AJ Styles.

Bobby Roode is ticked he's out of the World Title tournament

Dixie Carter brings back "Feast or Fired!" The TNA world title, a shot at the world title, a shot at the X-Division title and a pink slip that fires whoever gets it are all up for grabs next week! 

Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) show up, and Joseph Park shows up soon afterwards. After some brief talk, Park rips up the manila folder in Kazarian's hand. We then see that their "proof" about Joseph Park has been delivered to some friends in the back, and we see it on the TitanTron: Daniels and Kazarian look for Park, Park and Park only to find out it closed 13 years ago. They then try to beat the truth out of Park when he refuses to reveal it. Eric Young chases them out, and challenges them to a tag team against him and Park next week.

Sting chats with Magnus.

Rockstar Spud is also waiting on the TNA world title...

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Goderz) beat James Storm and Gunner when Gunner puts his hands on the ref.

Sting meets Rockstar Spud, who wants him to leave.

Gail Kim is awaiting her next open challenge.

Chris Sabin plans to beat Austin Aries next week.

Gail Kim beats Laura Dennis, and attacks her after the match with help from Lei'D Tapa...but ODB shows up and cleans house!

Dixie Carter now has the package containing the TNA title!

Dixie Carter opens the package...

Magnus beats Kurt Angle in a Last Man Standing match after Bobby Roode attacks Kurt as the ref is down. After the match, Roode attacks Kurt, but Jeff Hardy comes after him. Not long after, Hardy and Magnus stare each other down.

Dixie Carter's package contains a fake TNA belt made out of paper...and AJ Styles shows up on camera to make a "paper champion" joke before daring Dixie to come to the trailer park and take the title off of him...personally!