Friday, November 29, 2013

Impact Wrestling Results for Nov. 29th, 2013

Feeling a little lazy on these this week. Guest contributor (as always): PrinceWatercress (@PrinceWatercres)


Dixie Carter shows up. She has a new Chief of Staff: Rockstar Spud. He's watching the roster carefully as he kissed up to Dixie. As for the World Title tournament, Kurt Angle vs. Magnus is a Last Man Standing match while Bobby Roode vs. Jeff Hardy is a Tables match. Also, tonight's winners get a turkey dinner while the losers get nothing. Dixie then introduces Ethan Carter III into the ring. Ethan calls his challenger for tonight his biggest to date, as he used to run roughshod over the the TNA roster.


Ethan Carter III's opponent? Curry Man!

Ethan Carter III beats Curry Man.


Kurt Angle thanks James Storm and Gunner for teaming with him...but Storm finds it hard to forgive Gunner.

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Godderz) and their new DJ Zema Ion meet Eric Young, ODB...and two turkey suits! They have to take on Norv Fernum and Dewey Barnes...and the losers wear the suits!

Lei'D Tapa beats Velvet Sky.


The Bro Mans beat Norv Fernum and Dewey Barners in record time in a Turkey Bowl match. Barnes and Fernum don the turkey suits and do the turkey dance...but they embrace it instead of feeling humiliated.


Dixie Carter sends a message to AJ Styles: you have one week to come back with the TNA World Heavyweight title...or else...


Bobby Roode has Chris Sabin, Christopher Daniels and Kazarian in his corner.

Rockstar Spud plans the turkey dinner.

Magnus is Kurt Angle's third partner. They know they have to face each other next week, but Magnus is helping Angle get his hands on Bobby Roode.

A mock funeral is held for Aces and Eights. Mr. Anderson pops out of the coffin to place in the coffin. He, Magnus, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, commentator Mike Tenay and Eric Young are involved. Bully Ray shows up and tells Anderson to sleep with one eye open after what happened last week.


Rockstar Spud is trying to get the turkey dinner done on time.

Team Roode (Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, Kazarian and Chris Sabin) beats Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Magnus, James Storm and Gunner) after Angle hits Roode with a steel chair that Roode introducted into the match.


Team Roode (Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, Kazaian and Chris Sabin) celebrates their victory.

James Storm and Gunner don't seem to be on the same page.

Dixie Carter and Ethan Carter III leave early. Dixie puts Rockstar Spud in charge of the turkey dinner.

Rockstar Spud brings out all of tonight's winner for the turkey dinner. Chris Sabin's girlfriend Velvet Sky is thrown out because she didn't win tonight. All the winners say what they're thankful for, then Kurt Angle crashes the party with some friends of his own. Food fight!

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